A man hasn't been feeling well... A man hasn't been feeling well, so he goes to his doctor for a complete checkup. After a performing a thorough examination and running multiple tests, the doctor comes out with the results. "I'm afraid I have some very bad news," says the doctor, "You're dying, and you don't have much time left." "Oh, that's terrible!"says the man, "How long have I got?" "Ten," the doctor says sadly. "Ten?" the man asks. "Ten what? Months? Weeks? Ten What?" "Nine..."