Понравился мне этот прикол из журнала
One morning after hitting the snooze button on my alarm clock a few times, I suddenly realized it was garbage day. I called to my husband to put the cans on the curb, but he was already in the shower. Since I didn`t want to miss the garbagemen, I jumped out of bed and ran outside in my nightgown. As I was dragging the barrels down the driveway, a sudden gust of wind blew my gown up, revealing my underwear. I immediately pulled the nightgown to my knees? but it was already too late: My neighbor was staring at me from across the street. He looked about as stunned as I felt when he stuttered, "Um, good morning". Before making a mad dash for my house, I yelled over to him, "Sorry, I guess I`ve been watching too many Marilyn Monroe movies lately!"
