Dear Fucker... You are my fuckin friend... And i hope u know thats fuckin true... No matter what the fuck happens... I will stand the fuck by u... I will fuckin be there for u... Whenever the fuck u need me... To lend a fuckin hand... To do a fucking good deed... So fuckin count on me... Whenever the fuck u need me... Fuck, I will always be there... Even to the bitter fuckin end... Send this promise to all your fuckin friends to show your fuckin friendship and watch who sends it the fuck back to u... And if they dont send it back... ...FUCK IT! Just get fucken over it...