Terrance: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a cock sucking, ass-licking uncle fucka!
You're an uncle fucka, yes it's true,
Nobody fucks uncles quite like you!
Phillip: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're the one that fucked your uncle, uncle fucka!
You don't eat or sleep or mow the lawn,
You just fuck your uncle all day long!

Both: Shut your fucking face, uncle fucka!
You're a boner biting bastard, uncle fucka!
Terrance: You're an uncle fucka, I must say!
Phillip: You fucked your uncle yesterday!
Both: Uncle fucka! That's U! N! C! L! E!
Fuck you! Uncle fucka! Tonight!
Phillip: Suck my balls!