Mark Twain

Adam and Eve had many advantages, but the principal one was that they escaped teething.

A baby is an ineatimable blessing and bother.

A soiled baby with a neglected nose cannot be conscientiously regarded as a thing of beauty.

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Autor Unknown

A baby is an angel whose wings decrease as his legs increase.

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Charles Osgood

Babies are always more trouble than you thought - and more wonderful.

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Leo J. Burke

People who say they sleep like a baby usually don't have one

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Irena Chalmers

There are three reasons for breast-feeding: the milk is always at the right temperature; it comes in attractive containers; and the cat can't get it.

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Ed Howe

Families with babies and families without babies are sorry for each other.

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Theresa Bloomingdale

If your baby is "beautiful and perfect, never cries or fusses, sleeps on schedule and burps on demand, an angel all the time," you're the grandma.

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Carone Tabron

A crying baby is the best form of birth control.