Italians do it better............ >> > >> > >> > >> > leia esta pérola italiana.... >> > Look at that!!!!! >> > >> > >> > "Dear Signor Diretore, >> > > >> > > Now I am tella you the story how I was treated at your hotella. I am >> > > comma from Palermo as tourist to London and stay as younga man at >>your >> > > hotella. When I comma in my room I see is no shit in my bed. How can >>I >> > > sleep with no shit in my bed? I calla down the recepzione and tella: >>"I >> > wanna shit". >> > > They tell me: >> > "Go to the toillett". >> > > I say: >> > > "No, no, I wanna shit in my bed". >> > > They say: >> > > "You betta not shit in your bed, you sonnawabitch". >> > > What is sonnawabitch, Signor Diretore?
I go down for ristorante for >> > > breakfast. I order bacon and eggs and two pisses of toast. I getta >>one >> > piss >> > > of toast. I tella waitress and pointa of toast: >> > > "I wanna 2 piss". >> > > She tella me: >> > > "Go to the toillett". >> > > Why does everybody keepa telling me, go to toilet, go to toilet?I >>say: >> > > "No, no, I wanna 2 piss on my plate". >> > > She then say to me: >> > > "You bloody wella not piss on the plate, you sonnawabitch". >> > > Second person who do not even know me and calla me sonnawabitch! What >>is >> > > sonnawabitch!? Is it some kinda modern tella? I don't understand, >>Signor >> > > Diretore. >> > > Later I go for dinner into ristorante. Spoon and knife is laid out >>but >> > no >> > > fork. I tella waitress: >> > > "Scusz me Miss - I wanna fock" >> > > and she tella me: >> > > "Sure - everybody wanna fock". >> > > I tella her: >> > > "No, no, you don't understand me. I wanna fock on the table". >> > > She then tella me: >> > > "You better don't fock on the table - you sonnawabitch. Get your ass >> > outta >> > > here". >> > > So I go to the recepzione and ask for the billa. I no wanna stay in >>this >> > > hotella no more. When I have pay the billa, the porter say to me: >> > > "Thank you, and peace on you". >> > > I say: >> > > "Piss on you too, you sonnawabitch". >> > > I gonna back to Italy! I never more comma stay in your hotella, you >> > > sonnawabitch. >> > > >> > > Sincerely, >> > > >> > > Enrico Morelli" >>