WOMEN'S PERSONAL ADS DICTIONARY:
>40-ish.............................................49
>Adventurous.................Slept with everyone
>Athletic......................................No Tits
>Average looking....................Ugly
>Beautiful..........................Pathological liar
>Contagious Smile..................Does a lot of pills
>Emotionally secure.......................On medication
>Feminist..........................................Flannel shirt
>Free spirit....................................Junkie
>Friendship first..........................Former slut
>Fun..........................................Annoying
>New-Age..............Body hair in the wrong places
>Old-fashioned.............................No Blow Jobs
>Open-minded.................................Desperate
>Outgoing........................Loud and Embarrassing
>Passionate...............................Sloppy drunk
>Professional....................................Bitch
>Voluptuous...................................Very Fat
>Large frame.................................Hugely Fat
>Wants Soul mate...............................Stalker
>WOMEN'S ENGLISH:
>1. Yes = No
>2. No = Yes
>3. Maybe = No
>4. We need = I want..
>5. I am sorry = you'll be sorry
>6. We need to talk = You're in trouble
>7. Sure, go ahead = You better not
>8. Do what you want = You will pay for this later
>9. I am not upset = Of course I am upset, you moron!
>10. You're certainly attentive tonight = Is sex all you ever think about?
>MEN'S ENGLISH:
>1. I am hungry = I am hungry
>2. I am sleepy = I am sleepy
>3. I am tired = I am tired
>4. Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
>5. I love you = Let's have sex now
>6. I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
>7. May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
>8. Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
>9. Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
>10. Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
>11. I don't think those shoes go with that outfit = I'm gay