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обнаружил тут, что в моей коллекции квикстепов затесалась песенка Джинни из первого Аладдина. Всем качать и тащиться.


Well Ali Baba had them forty thieves
Scheherazadie had a thousand tales
But master you in luck 'cause up your sleeve
You got a brand of magic never fails!
GENIE produces 40 thieves who surround ALADDIN with swords.
GENIE appears in his vest, then sticks his arms out and boxes the thieves into submission.

You got some power in your corner now
Some heavy ammunition in your camp
You got some punch, pizzazz, yahoo and how
See all you gotta do is rub that lamp
And I'll say
Boxing ring appears, ALADDIN in the corner, being massaged by GENIE.
Then GENIE turns into a pile of fireworks and explodes.
Then GENIE appears inside lamp and grabs ALADDIN's hand and rubs lamp with it.

Mister Aladdin sir
What will your pleasure be?
Let me take your order, jot it down
You ain't never had a friend like me
No no no!
GENIE produces a table and chairs, then writes down things on a note pad, like a waiter.

Life is your restaurant
And I'm your maitre' d!
C'mon whisper what it is you want
You ain't never had a friend like me.
GENIE appears as a plate of chicken, then returns to normal, but enlarges his ear to listen to ALADDIN.
Finally, he explodes into four duplicate GENIEs.

Yes sir, we pride ourselves on service
You're the boss, the king, the shah!
Say what you wish, it's yours! True dish
How about a little more Baklava?
The GENIEs give him a shave, haircut and manicure, then ALADDIN appears in a comfy chair surrounded by the treasure and being fanned by women.
The GENIE appears and fills the screen with baklava.

Try some of column 'A'
Try all of column 'B'
I'm in the mood to help you dude
You ain't never had a friend like me
ALADDIN rises up on a column of food with a giant A on top, then jumps to another column with a B on top.
He falls off and is caught by a cushion held by GENIE.
He opens his mouth, and his tongue turns into a staircase.
A miniature GENIE dressed like a magician comes out.
The mini GENIE does a little dance with the GENIE's two giant hands.
At the end, they surround the mini GENIE and squish him into nothing.

Can your friends do this?
Do your friends do that?
Do your friends pull this out their little hat
Can your friends go poof!
Well looky here
Can your friends go Abracadabra, let 'er rip
And then make the sucker disappear?
The GENIE pulls off his head, duplicates it, then juggles them.
He tosses them to ALADDIN, who juggles with one hand and spins one of the heads on his fingertip like a basketball.
He tosses the heads back onto the GENIE, who proceeds to try and pull himself out of a hat at his base.
He spirals around and around until he turns into a white rabbit.
The rabbit transforms into a purple dragon.
The dragon breathes fire, which turns into three HAREM GIRLS, who dance around ALADDIN.
Just as he begins to enjoy them, they disappear.

So don't you sit there slack jawed, buggy eyed
I'm here to answer all your midday prayers
You got me bona fide, certified
You got a genie for a charg? d'affairs!
I got a powerful urge to help you out
So what you wish I really want to know
You got a wish that's three miles long, no doubt
So all you gotta do is rub like so, and oh!
GENIE imitates what he is calling ALADDIN, then turns into a certificate which rolls up and surrounds ALADDIN.
GENIE pulls a list (written in Arabic) out of ALADDIN's ear, which he uses to rub his behind like drying off after a shower.

Mister Aladdin, sir, have a wish or two or three
I'm on the job, you big nabob
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never had a friend, never had a friend
You ain't never...had a... friend... like...me!
You ain't never had a friend like me!
The dancing HAREM GIRLS reappear, and ALADDIN leans in to kiss one.
She turns into the GENIE, who zaps four dancing elephants into existence.
To the other direction, he zaps in four dancing camels, and a grand finale dancing number ensues.
ABU grabs as much gold as he can, but the GENIE wraps everything up in a cyclone and zaps it away until they're all back in the cave.
GENIE has a neon "APPLAUSE" sign on his back. ABU turns his hat over and sees that it’s empty.