An I don't want ya and I don't need ya
Give me your money and I'll screw ya
Don't bother to resist, or I'll sing to ya
It's not your fault that you're always wrong
If it wasn't for you,I couldn't have afforded this long schlong
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
It's all relative to the size of your brain
You can't see the forest for the trees
So you bow to me on your knees
There's no time to discriminate
Buy my Cd's and worship me anyway
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
No,you fool,it's just me!
Hey you,are you trying to be mean?
Yes I'm a poser,man it's great to be me!
Come to my shows. I'll be your host
If you turn me on,you may grope me the most
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
It's all anatomic as the size of your brain
My music has made it that way,
Old-fashioned brain washing
Will not take it away
Hey you,what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
No,you fool,it's just me!
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
Yes I'm a poser,man it's great to be me!
There's no time to discriminate
Buy my Cd's and worship me anyway!
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
Yes I'm a poser,man it's great to be me!
Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
No,you fool,it's just me!
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
Yes I'm a poser,man it's great to be me!
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck
My beautiful paycheck, my beautiful paycheck