В колонках играет - OST LockStock
Настроение сейчас - ржунимагу

Dismay - Oh! Fuck it!

Aggression - Fuck you.

Passive - Fuck me.

Command - Go fuck yourself.

Incompetence - He's a fuck-up.

Laziness - He's a fuck off.

Ignorance - He's a fucking jerk.

Trouble - I guess I'm fucked now.

Confusion - What the fuck.

Despair - Fucked again.

Philosophical - Who gives a fuck?

Denial - You ain't fucking me.

Rebellion - Fuck the world.

Annoyance - Don't fuck with me.

Encouragement - Keep on fucking.

Etiquette - Pass the fucking salt.

Fraud - I got fucked by my insurance agent.

Difficulty - I can't understand this fucking business.

Identification - Who the fuck are you?

Agreement - You're fucking right.

Benevolence - Don't do me any fucking favors.

а вы говорите, в английском языке мата нет:)