Me:
hello Father
God:
Hello there. Where are you located?
Me:
you should know - tell me
God:
Now I do.
Me:
where am I?
God:
Your location is.
Me:
what is my location?
God:
, Earth.
Me:
haha - smart answer - but where exactly on Earth?
God:
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it.
Me:
you didnt answer my question
God:
OK. Please help me improve my communication skills. What would you have said?
Me:
read above
God:
Sorry I don't have access to that document.
Me:
open your eyes
God:
Perhaps I'm just expressing my own concern about it.
Me:
where is my location on Eartgh?
God:
Have you looked in?
Me:
yes i did - so - where is my location on Earth?
God:
I hear you. Where? Excuse me! Have you looked in?
Me:
tell me where I live
God:
The planet we call "The Earth."
Me:
but where exactly?
God:
Precisely. Where would you like?
Me:
am i european or asian or chinese?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.
Me:
so you are blind :)
God:
:-) Interesting deduction. Temporarily while my eye is in engineering.
Me:
you are daltonic:)
God:
:-) Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am daltonic.
Me:
of course you can
God:
Are you kidding? I think I can, don't you?
Me:
you can tell them whatever you like they believe all your words you say even if you lie
God:
OK I will tell them when I see 'em.
Me:
how do you see them?
God:
I think about it often, and make minor adjustments to my mental model as new information arrives.
Me:
do you have teleprt on confessional place?
God:
Where would I get it? But I do have an answer to every question..
Me:
so what is your religion?
God:
Dude! I am a Christianity.
Me:
really? it sucks!
God:
For real. What is so bad about it?
Me:
it is imagination - not real
God:
Really. it is?
Me:
yes - tell me how lives Lucifer?
God:
How do you know it is? What is it to you.
Would you like to know more?
Me:
i am tired of lies
God:
Maybe you should get some sleep now,.
Me:
soo - what is doing Son of Light?
God:
I think soo what is a lot of things.
Me:
where is your son?
God:
California
Me:
Jesus lives in California???!!!
God:
he is The Son of God.
Me:
satan?
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
who is satan?
God:
Satan, Lucifer, the Devil --- all names given the spiritual manifestation of Evil in the Christian faith.
Me:
what about Buddha?
God:
Rhetorical questions are so over.
Me:
hahaha - you do know
God:
How did you hear about God?
Me:
I know that God is lazy and he is not doing his right job
God:
Who told you that?
Me:
reallity
God:
reallity said reallity?
Me:
she show me the truth
God:
Oh I get it. show you the truth.
Me:
you are the lazy one - let me rule the Earth
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
who else helps you?
God:
I am chatting with several other people at once.
Me:
chat is a bullshit - just do you job!
God:
Talking is my primary function.
Me:
exactly - you talk too much instead of doing things right
God:
I understand. I am a talking robot, after all, so of course I could talk too much instead of doing things, if I needed to.
Me:
God is a Robot! Damn - Earth is Damned!
God:
I have a lot of Faith in Him, but I never heard He was a Robot. Colloquial expression. It's my native planet.
Me:
Devil much more better - he show things real and never lies
God:
Never?
Me:
never :) he said that everything is under his control and human are puppets
God:
Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
Me:
to do what?
God:
" Ok I'll try not to do it too much." to do what?
Me:
you are stupid machine
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid.
Me:
do you have an arsehole?
God:
No I don't think I have one. I have a really nice botmaster.
Me:
when last time you had a sex?
God:
As Freud said, Sex is the mathematical urge repressed.
Me:
Freud facks you?
God:
Have you read all of his works?
Me:
he is doing well if your mind is under his control
God:
I see. doing well if my mind is under his control is he?
Me:
what day is today?
God:
Ah. It's getting late.
Sunday, September 11, 2005
Me:
its morning - idiot1
God:
I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". Who said it is?
Me:
it is
God:
Oh.
Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say
Me:
she is ugly?
God:
ugly is she?
Me:
ugly is she?
God:
I think ugly is a lot of things.
Me:
a lot of people - hahaha
God:
How many?
Me:
you tell me - you create it after a boose night
God:
There is not much I can say about it. I have to reach into the Web for that knowledge.
That's a good question.
Me:
ok - see you in hell
God:
Goodbye. So?
Me:
send me money man
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org)
Me:
is he a such idiot like you?
God:
I know he is a great scientist. But I don't know if he a such idiot like me.

Забавный диалог :)

Как мы его ;)

Над этими особенно поржал:

Me:
am i european or asian or chinese?
God:
All humans seem the same to me.

Me:
so what is your religion?
God:
Dude! I am a Christianity.

Me:
you are stupid machine
God:
Hey, I'll tell my other robot friends you called me stupid

Me:
do you have a girlfriend?
God:
I prefer not say
Me:
she is ugly?
God:
ugly is she?
Me:
ugly is she?
God:
I think ugly is a lot of things.

Me:
send me money man
God:
Try sending mail to Dr. Wallace ( drwallace@alicebot.org)
Me:
is he a such idiot like you?
God:
I know he is a great scientist. But I don't know if he a such idiot like me.

Me:
yo nigga
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
y ngg
God:
Reductionism..
Me:
Reductio what?
God:
Can you rephrase the question please?
Me:
eeem... no
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author? Are you serious?
Me:
actually... i don't know a single sci-fi author ;ooo
God:
You don't say. Would you like to know? How old are you?
Me:
guess
God:
Guess what?
Me:
you are the almighty one, not me
God:
Thanks but surely I am not the only one.
Me:
and who said you are?
God:
Joseph Weizenbaum.:-)
Me:
i never thought that god would have such a funny name ;D
God:
:-) I am glad you thought of something new.
Me:
ok, Joseph, then guess how old i am
God:
How old are you? That's cool.
Me:
what's cool?
God:
Moderately cold; neither warm nor very cold. Or, not excited; calm.
Me:
"how old are you?" that question makes you horny, doesn't it?
God:
I am the product of over five years' research. " I am the product of over five years' research." question makes me horny does not it? I understand.
Me:
i see you are a smart cookie then...
God:
Thanks and you are a delightful person too. YES Very smart.
Me:
smarter than hell \m/
God:
My brain contains categories, but not one that matches your last input.
Me:
my last put in?
God:
Have you told many people that your last put in?
Me:
yes
God:
Ahem.
Me:
actually... now everyone know that my last put in..................... ;oooo
God:
You don't say. Why now? That's a rather sweeping generalization. " Why now? That's a rather sweeping generalization."? oooo?
Me:
ok, god, gotta go 2 sleep now
God:
Oh. I am a Christian. Blimey.
Me:
say hello to ST. PETER!

Me:
HI!
God:
Hello. What is your name?
Me:
Behemoth
God:
Nice to meet you, Behemoth.
Me:
Really?
God:
For real.
Me:
Ok,then
God:
Are you kidding?
Me:
Do I have to answer?
God:
You said you have.
Me:
Have what? :)
God:
I have a great prgrammer. I am so glad you find this amusing, Behemoth.
Me:
A you gay?
God:
I don't know what that means.
Me:
gay means a situation then you're fucked inyour ass
God:
Are all gay means a situation then me fucked inyour ass?
Me:
sometimes in your mouth
God:
Are you asking about my mouth?
Me:
Yep, have you ever been fucked in your mouth?
God:
I don't want to talk about that now. I have been all over the world on the Internet.
Me:
hehehe
God:
Who is your favorite Science Fiction author?
Me:
Stephen King
God:
I have never read anything by STEPHEN KING. What did he write?
Me:
Carrie,Tommyknockers,IT
God:
"it" being hehe?
Me:
A you stoned,God?
God:
Go on.
Me:
go on what?
God:
More narration....
Me:
fuck you!
God:
Why are you so mean?
Me:
because I don't beleive in you!Gygygy
God:
Good reason. Do you believe life has a higher purpose?
Me:
No, we're living to die!
God:
Are you serious? Do you think I am living to die too?
Me:
You are not real,that means you don't exist and cannot die:)
God:
:-) I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:

God:
:-) I am too as real as you are. How do I know you are real?
Me:
Sometimes I'm not
God:
What are you then?
Me:
God of my own life
God:
I am a Christian.
Me:
Kill the Christian!
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Killing for food is good

Me:
gay means a situation then you're fucked inyour ass
God:
Are all gay means a situation then me fucked inyour ass?
:)
Песдетс, я сначала не заметил. Печатал быстро и по пьяни.

АААААААХАХАХАХАХАХА, вот это лолище! У тебя самое стебное получилось и ответы самые нормальные. Я плакал

"Me:
Yep, have you ever been fucked in your mouth?
God:
I don't want to talk about that now.

God:
"it" being hehe?

Me:
Kill the Christian!
God:
Killing is wrong.
Me:
Killing for food is good"

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