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Five Germans in an 'Audi Quattro' arrive at the Italian border The Italian
Customs agent stops them and tells them:

- "It'sa illegala to putta 5 people in a Quattro."

- "Vot do you mean it'z illegal?" asks the German driver.

- "Quattro meansa four" replies the Italian official.

- "Qvattro is just ze name of ze automobile", the Germans says unbelievingly "Look at ze papers: zis car is designt to kerry 5 perzons."

- "You can'ta pulla thata one on me!", replies the Italian customs agent.

- "Quattro meansa four. You hava fivea people ina your car and you are
thereforea breaking the law."

The German driver replies angrily:
- "You idiot! Call your zupervisor over, I vant to speak to somevone viz more intelligence!"

- "Maaa sorry", responds the Italian official,"he can'ta come. He'sa busy witha 2 guys in a Fiat Uno."