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Me | About 19-01-2004 12:13 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!




1.Cats are able to rumble like mechamisms, but they are alive.
2.Those, who doesn't love cats, are dogs.
3.Cats are not so similar to hedgehogs. Hedgehogs have a lot of prickles, but cats - have not enough. Besides, cats are smart.
4.Cats have electricity in eyes and in wool. It can be seen nightly.
5.Cats are not able to sing at all, but in March they get an inspiration.
6.All cats are able to fly. Cats fly from the top downward.
7.All cats are able to climb. Cats climb from below upwards.
8.If feeding a cat a lot, you won't make a hippopotamus out of it. Hippopotamuses should be raised in water.
9.Hungry cats don't happen. If a cat pretends hungry it eats bread.
10.Replete cats don't happen. If a cat pretends replete it sleeps.
11.Cats are very reticent creatures. They sleep and think, how to play a dirty trick.
12.Cats are very reticent creatures. They sleep and think, how to have a meal.
13.Cats are very reticent creatures. They sleep and think.
14.Cats are very reticent creatures. Some of them are hidden in a bag.
15.Decorating a christmas-tree with cats is very dangerous. Cats may take it for a hedgehog and will resist.
16.Cats decorate a christmas-tree, decorated with fish, with themselves without any resistance.
17.It's very stupid to decorate christmas-tree with cats. But it's even more silly to decorate it with dogs.
18.As a rule, cats don't put big vital purposes. Their main aim is to eat well.
19.Sometimes it seems that cats sleep in the afternoon, and walk at night. But cats sleep both at the afternoon and at night.
20.If the cat wakes up, it means the time to stroke it.
21.An unstroken cat is better than unfeeded one.
22.Cats float perfectly. Some of them are dressed in striped vests. It's not quite clear, why they are afraid of water.
23.In spring some cats eat grass, as cows. But they are not relatives.
24.Cats willingly play football, but they are always sent off from the field.
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