Evil Plan (tm)!

Your objective is simple: World Domination.

Your motive is a little bit more complex: Power

Stage One
To begin your plan, you must first assassinate a chosen one. This will cause the world to give one another worried looks, amazed by your arrival. Who is this nightmare beyond comprehension? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in battle armor?


Stage Two
Next, you must seize control of the internet. This will all be done from a air fortress, a mysterious place of unrivaled dark glory. Upon seeing this, the world will tremble, as countless hordes of ninjas hasten to do your every bidding.


Stage Three
Finally, you must unleash your unholy weapon, bringing about the end of all things. Your name shall become synonymous with fear, and no man will ever again dare point and laugh. Everyone will bow before your superhuman powers, and the world will have no choice but to give you control of the planet.