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Funny Slogans:))))) 12-03-2004 19:51 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


Plumber:
"We repair what your husband fixed."

Pizza shop slogan:
"7 days without pizza makes one weak."

Door of a plastic surgeons office:
"Hello, can we pick your nose?"

In a nonsmoking area:
"If we see you smoking we will assume you are on fire
and take appropriate action."

On maternity room door:
"Push, Push, Push."

At an optometrist's office
"If you don't see what your looking for,
you've come to the right place."

At a car dealership :
"The best way to get back on your feet - miss a car payment."

On a desk in a reception room:
"We shoot every third salesman and the second one just left."

Inside a bowling alley:
"Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop."

In the front yard of a funeral home:
"Drive carefully, we'll wait."

Billboard on the side of the road:
"Keep your eyes on the road and stop reading these signs."



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