Representatives of different nations met in a restaurant. They all asked to drink wine, only when they were served with wine, in each glass there was a fly. The German asked for another wine in the same glass. The Englishman – another wine in another glass. The Finn took out the fly and drank the wine. The Ukrainian drank the wine with the fly. The Chinese ate the fly, but didn’t drink the wine. The Jewish caught the fly and sold it to the Chinese. The Russian drank ѕ of the glass and asked to change the wine. The Norwegian caught the fly and went fishing. The Irishman pulverized the fly and passed the glass to the Englishman. The American sued the restaurant and asked 5 mln Usd for moral damages. The Scotsman caught the fly of its neck and said: “Spit out right now all that you drank!” :)
По моему неплохой анекдот