Из реальных историй
1996 -- Thieves broke into a commercial meat freezer in Spring Valley, Calif., in March and are still at large but are not being pursued as a high priority. The freezer is located equidistant behind two buildings. The thieves undoubtedly thought the freezer belonged to a restaurant and that they were stealing frozen steaks for resale; in reality, it belongs to the restaurant's next-door neighbor, the Paradise Valley Road Pet Hospital, which reported nine euthanized dogs missing.

1997 -- In December in Louisville, Ky., four men robbed the National City Bank but were halted during their getaway by Danny Johnson at a store next door and thus dropped the money and fled. Johnson, despite the temptation to skim at least a little off the top to take care of his Christmas bills, stood guard over all the loot until police arrived. National City Bank people called Johnson three days later to inform him that his loan application for $500, submitted before the bank robbery, was denied.

Жаль, многих мультиков я не видел. Тут 10 наиболее вероятных мультяшек, которые употребляют наркотики. Ну вот те, которых я знаю:
4. Droopy, the number one downer abuser in toon land. Can't someone slip him an upper every year or two? The only time I ever saw him happy is when he sees the picture of the babe.

2. Daffy Duck, if he isn't using crack, Merion Barry is clean. He is so wired he bounces around on his head without pain. Blows his beak off all the time. Some
symptoms might be from 'daffiness' but Haladol wouldn't work for him. Might for his buddy with Tourettes, Porky though.

1. Shaggy, by far the #1 suspect. His clothes, his hair, his bad goatee, the boy converses with dogs. But all of this is nothing until you go to the Munchie Factor. Anybody who averages 9.3 dog treats consumed per episode does pot. Scooby is guilty by association. And Look at the way him and his friends painted that van!

Ну и старенькое
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want the men to make two lines. One line for the men that dominated their women on earth and the other line for the men that were dominated by their women. Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

God waited for the women to go and then looked at the lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women, there was only one man.

God became angry and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created, you in my own image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replied, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."