"... Women do this all the time. It's a beautiful day, you meet your lady and the both of you decide to go watch a movie. On the way to the movie, she coos into your ear and tells you she feels like having an ice cream from Baskin Robbins after the movie. You're fine with the idea. The movie is great and the both of you just hang out and have a nice time. You drive around town and head to Coffee Day. You see that your girl is a bit preoccupied about something. You ask her, and she shrugs it off by saying "Nope, I'm fine..." By the end of the date, you see that she's totally pissed off! And she still says "Nope, I'm fine..." She doesn't speak to you the whole night and the next day.

Two days later, you wonder what the hell has happened and you confront her. You're pissed off and so is she. She knows why she's pissed off, but she just won't tell. Somehow, your anger turns into mush, and you beg and plead her to tell you why she's upset. Eventually she'll start off with her tale of woe. "... remember we went to watch Shrek the Third the other day..." Yup, you remember that. "I told you so many times that I wanted to have an ice cream at Baskin Robbins but you didn't take me there. You just don't remember what I say anymore and that's so pissing off. You do this all the time," she says. Seriously boy, don't ram your head against the wall. Women are just that... they're women. Now really, do you even remember talking about the ice cream?

Nope. And why the hell couldn't she just tell you she wanted to go and have ice cream in the first place?

That's because she's a woman, and women always have to do crazy things. And they want men to read their minds! It's not easy to read a woman's mind, but when you are able to read it, it's like hitting a bull's-eye. Women just assume that you have to know their needs because the both of you are so close. But don't worry, women also drop a lot of hints, now and then. So remember, if she says "That dress looks nice", it means she wants it. Or if she says "That movie is going to be good", it means she wants to watch it. If she says "That guy is so hot", it doesn't mean she wants to break up with you ... I guess. Man, women sure are confusing! ..."