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Ten pillars of Mahir's philosofy of life

1. Get involved in some kind of sports (like swiming, basketball, tenis, volayball, ping-pong) or physical activity (walk, sex). Take care of your body. It is the only friend you'll have in your life who is going to be with you till the end. Who ?

2. Play a musical instrument (preferably acordion, preferably a red one). Get involved in arts. Photography (amimals, towns, nice nude models) is good, too. Develop your creative side. This way you'll find new solutions to your everyday problems like being bored to death in your office, dealing with a manager who doesn't have a sense of humour or dealing with a manager who doesn't have a sense of anything.

3. Enjoy sex !!! It is a God given gift to you. Do not oppress, supress, inhibit, manipulate, hide and be ashamed of your sexual side. Satisfy your deepest desires.

4. Travel, see new countries. Visit 3-4 country every year if possible. If you cannot do this, see one country that is a lot poorer than yours and one that is a lot richer. Use internet to find new countries. Go to a country you have never heard of. Don't be cheap.

5. Develop new friendships. Invitate your friends to your home. Cook for them. Don't let them drink and drive. Call your friends often. Ask them how they feel. If they are unemployed, separated, have health problems and are dealing with a difficult manager, call more often.

6.Learn new languages (example : turkish, english, rusian). Your brain will be wired differently if you start speaking and thinking in a new language. You'll be transformed to a new person. Develop multiple personalities in one body.

7. Establish at least the minimum standards for your life. Own a home. Own a car if you need for transportation or have a girlfriend. Do not steal office supplies!!! You can't save a lot of money that way. Get a job (teacher) and get another one on the side (jurnalist). Find whereever they are hiding the ladder in your institution and start climbing it.

8. Help others, financially and personally. Devote some time and money to others who need your help. Be a mentor, tutor or teacher (for example music and sport).

9. Take care of your environment. Do not pollute it!!! Nobody will visit a polluted country. Be environmentally conscious. Do not spit on streets.

And most importantly.......
10. Smile, laugh, have fun and keep your spirit up, no matter what happens to you. Even if the whole world has fun with you and your web site, keep up the good spirit. You are a living organism. Living organisms tend to degrade and die in time. Enjoy your time while you are still alive!!!!! Take care of your spiritual side. Try to understand your beliefs. Try to understand others beliefs, too. Create a peaceful world for yourself and others and live forever.......