- Who’s this man at home at last?
- Morning, honey. Driving fast…
- EVENING! And what scent is it?
- It’s your perfume.
__________________- Whose? Repeat.
- Well. It happened in the street.
A girl stumbled and hurt her feet,
And I had to help her, Honey.
- Helped? What way?
___________________- It sounds funny,
But you see…
______________- Enough! Don’t cheat.
- Hem… I carried her.
_____________________- You did:
There’s some lipstick on your neck.
- Hem… her head began to wag…
And her mouth touched my neck.
- Nice! What’s wrong with your new mack?
- Honey, what are you about?
- Something’s there, sticking out.
What a beautiful white bra!
- It’s my present, Honey.
______________________- Ta.
Tell me why it isn’t packed.
- It’s because of time I lacked.
- Can’t you see it’s not my size?
- On her breast… Oops! I’ve realized
What I didn’t like: her breast!
- Who’s that ‘she’?
_________________- Yours is the best!
- Who’s that ‘she’? Who tried it on?
- Some saleswoman. Nothing wrong!
Her breast’s small, and let alone
She looks ugly, like a crone.
- Dinner will be in an hour.
You have time to take a shower.
- Honey, yes, I’ll be…
___________________- Hey! Freeze!
One more question. WHAT IS THIS?
- Honey, but…
______________- If you look down,
On your legs, tights will be found.
Are you gonna wear…
_____________________- Never!
- Then I’m waiting.
_________________- You’re clever,
And I’m asking for your help.
Make up my excuse yourself.