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Sherlock BBC / ШерлокВВС: Sherlock - 1x01 - A Study In Pink
I heard you were abroad somewhere getting shot at. What happened?
I got shot.
Teaching now, yeah, bright young things like we used to be. God, I hate them. What about you, just staying in town till you get yourself sorted?
I can't afford London on an Army pension.
Couldn't bear to be anywhere else. ... get a flatshare or something?
Who'd want me for a flatmate?
You're the second person to say that to me today.
Who was the first?
We are all as safe as we want to be.
We've only just met and we're going to go and look at a flat?
I was able to help out. Sorry - you stopped her husband being executed?
Oh, no, I ensured it.
Look at you, all happy. It's notdecent. Who cares about decent?
That... was amazing.
Do you think so?
Of course it was. It was extraordinary, it was quite extraordinary.
That's not what people normally say.
What do people normally say?
Piss off!
Shut up.
I didn't say anything.
You were thinking. It's annoying.
Well? What am I doing here?
Helping me make a point.
I'm supposed to be helping you pay the rent.
This is more fun.
Fun? There's a woman lying dead.
Perfectly sound analysis, but I WAS hoping you'd go deeper.
I'm guessing the media, going by the frankly alarming shade of pink. (…) Not ONE lover, she'd never sustain the fiction of being single for that long.
Sit down.
I don't want to sit down.
You don't seem very afraid.
You don't seem very frightening.
Mmm, and since yesterday you've moved in with him and now you're solving crimes together.Might we expect a happy announcement by the end of the week?
It's no use, there's no other way. We'll have to risk it.
What's wrong?
Just met a friend of yours.
A friend?
An enemy.
Oh. Which one?
Did he offer you money to spy on me?
Yes.
Did you take it?
No.
Pity, we could have split the fee. Think it through next time.
Do people usually assume you're the murderer?
Now and then, yes.
It had to be pink, obviously.
Why didn't I think of that(?)
Because you're an idiot.
No, no, no, don't look like that. Practically everyone is.
So why are you talking to ME? () So I'm basically filling in for your skull?
Relax, you're doing fine. ()I like company when I go out, and I think better when I talk aloud.The skull just attracts attention, so...
You enjoy it.
And I said "dangerous", and here you are.
What do real people have, then, in their..."real lives"? ()Yes, well, as I was saying - dull. ()and while I'm flattered, I'm really not looking for any...
don't talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.
You didn't just kill four people because you're bitter. Bitterness is a paralytic. Love is a much more vicious motivator. ()
You're dying, but there's still time to hurt you. ()
What now? I'm in shock - look, I've got a blanket. ()
I don't suppose you'd serve time for this, but let's avoid the court case.
You should have seen the route he took us to get here.
Stop it! We can't giggle, it's a crime scene. Stop it.