Olie saw Lars riding down the street on a bike that was a little small for him. He asked him where he got it.
Lars said,
"Well ya know I was working out in the field when the boss's daughter came riding up, took her shirt off and said 'Lars you can have any thing you want.'
So I took the bike."
Olie though for a moment then said,
"I think you did the right thing there Lars. That shirt wouldn't have fit you."



Sven was talking to Ole on the cell phone in his car.
"Ole, did you hear the news report, there's a person out there driving on the wrong side of the road."
Ole said,
"There's not one person, there hundreds of them!"