A man goes to see a doctor. And a man says
"I'm...I'm.. having... having problems, and... eh... it's very embarrasing. I don't know..... how to say this."

The doctor says
"With sex?"

The man says
"Yes,... yeah with sex, just keep your voice down.., Just don't know... just not able to.."

So the doctor does the exam, and he says
"You have two choices, both involve surgery. One, we can do in one day, outpatient. And it's a little more uncomfortable, and it's also a little more expensive. It'll cost you about eighteen thousand dollars. But.. it has good results. And the second way, we do over the series of visits for about three or four months, and it cost a little bit less, about twelve thousand dollars. Almoast as good results as the first one. So... Why wouln't you go home and talkit over with your wife, and come back and let me know which one you decide."

The man came back, the next day. The doctor said
"So, you've talked to your wife?"

The man said
"Yes, and eh... we decided you're going to redo the kitchen".