* Conscience and cowardise are the really the same things. Cowardise is the nametramed of the firm.
* Lauhter is not at all a bad beginning for a friendship and it is far the best ending for one..
* Those who are faithful know onlt the trivial side of love: it is the faithless who know love's tragedies.
* There is no such thing as a good influence. All influence is immoral - immoral from the scientific point of view.
* Young men want to be faithful and are not; old men want to be faithless and cannot: that is all one can say.
* Sin is the only real colour element left in modern life.
* beauty is one worth having..
* I don't want money. It's only people who pay their bills who want that.
* examinations are pure humbung from the beginning to end.
* - When good Americans die they go to paris.
- really? And where do bad Americans go to when they die?
- They go to America...
* the advantage of the emotions is that they lead us astray, and the advantage of science is that it is not emotional.
* humanity takes itself too seriously. It is the world's original sin. If the coveman had known how to laugh, history would have been different.
* To get back one's youth, one has merely repeat one's follies.
Nowadays most people die of a sort of creeping common sense and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes
* Nowadays people know the price of everything and the value of nothind.
* Men marry becouse they are tired; women becouse they are curious: both disappointed.

* No women is a genius. Women are a decorative sex. they never have anything to say, but say it charmingly. Women represent the triumph of matter over mind, just as men represent the triumph of mind over morals.