Segodnya-to horosho, za to ya vchera sebya ploho vyol, tseliy den' football smotrel, i v inete sidel,
Vchera v nachale zvonil Sean, myi dolzhnyi byili idti v kakoy-nibud' smotret' igru, a potom kuda-to v uptown slushat' jazz, no ya sdelal vid , chto ya spal, i trubku brat' ne stal.
Potom pozvonila Steph, myi s ney dolzhnyi byili v kino idti na 25th hour, no ya to yego uzhe videl, i mne byilo len' yehat' v Manhetan, i skazal, chto bolen i voobsche , chto u menya temperatura i nikuda ne hochu, ona menya nazvala Lazy Bastard, i skazala lechis'. Vot. Vot kakim vredniym i lenivyim ya vchera byil.