20 stupid questions asked by tourists

We present 20 of the most inexplicably simple queries fielded by tourism officials.

"Are there any lakes in the Lake District?"



"In what month is the May Day demonstration?"

"What is the entry fee for Brighton?

"Why on earth did they build Windsor Castle on the flight path of Heathrow?"

"Is this where Sharon and Ozzie actually live?"
Asked a visitor to Osborne House, Isle of Wight

"Is Wales closed during the winter?"

"Can you tell me who performs at the circus in Piccadilly?"

"Why did they build so many ruined castles and abbeys in England?"
Asked a tourist at Whitby Abbey, North Yorkshire

"What time do you switch the mist off?"
Asked a visitor to Dover Castle and the Secret Wartime Tunnels, in Kent

"Which bus do I get from the Orkney Islands to the Shetland Islands?"

"What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?"

"What time of night does the Loch Ness monster surface and who feeds it?"

"Can I wear high heels in Australia?"

"Are there supermarkets in Sydney and is milk available all year round?"

"Which direction is North in Australia?"

"Was this man-made?"
Asked a tourist at the Grand Canyon National Park

"How much of the caves is underground?"
Asked a tourist at the Carlsbad Caverns National Park

"Do you know of any undiscovered ruins?"
Asked a tourist at the Mesa Verde National Park

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