Osamma Bin-Laden calls Yasser Arafat:

-"Listen, Yassi, there is something that I don't understand.
We are both terrorists, we both killed thousands of innocent people,
but all the world is hunting only me, and at the same time
you are the honorable Nobel-Prize for Peace Winner! What
is your secret?"

" Oh, it is very simple, Osammame.

I kill only Jews!"