http://www.aracnet.com/~jester/industrial/rivetgirl-1.html

Scenario #1
Lame Rivethead Boy: Oh, baby. Can you please go down on me?!?!
Rivethead Girl: What?!?!!
Lame Rivethead Boy: You never swallow!!!
Rivethead Girl: What!?!?!
(Rivethead Girl proceeds to kick the living shit out of him, while he meekly tries to defend himself.)



Sex roles and stereotypes are bad. Obviously, because you don't really fit them- especially if you want to be a true rivethead girl. And if you don't fit into it, it's obviously lame. Remember:everyone wants you, especially boys. NEVER EVER EVER worry about being "unfeminine" or "Unladylike." You're female, and that makes you feminine enough.



Scenario #2
Rivethead Girl: Goddammit. Fuck everyone.
Raver Chick: Wow, you are really aggressive. Want some X?
Rivethead Girl: What?!?!
Raver Chick: It frees your mind. We can put on some Drum&Bass and dance around in circles!!
Rivethead Girl: What!?!?

(Rivethead girl proceeds to kick the living shit out of her, while she meekly tries to defend herself.)

Scenario #3
Biblethumper: Turn yourself over to Jesus, or you will burn in the firey pits of hell!!
Rivethead girl: What?!?!
Biblethumper: Are you one of them damn lesbians? Why don't you act like a lady?!! You are going to burn in hell if you don't accept Jesus Christ as your lord and savior!!!!
Rivetheadgirl: Eat my shit!!!!

(She then proceeds to grab the bible from out of his hand and beat the living shit out of him with it, while he meekly tries to defend himself.) Enough said. Now go out there.....and make them all lick your boots!!!



Nu uzh ochen' ochen' napominataet scenarij odin kogo to, hto javljaecco korolevoj (benzo)kolonok.
Hahahahaha.
Pljat' ja tru rivethed