Японцы решили заменить безличные и бесполезные майкрософтовские сообщения об ошибках системы на поэтические, в стиле хайку:


Your filewas so big.
It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.
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The Web site you seek
Cannot be located, but
Count less more exist.
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Chaos reigns within.
Reflect, repent,and reboot.
Order shall return.
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Program aborting:
Close all that you have worked on.
You ask far too much.
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Windows NT crash"d.
I am the Blue Screen of Death.
No-one hears your screams.
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Yesterday it work"d.
Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

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First snow, then silence.
This thousand-dollar screen dies
So beautifully.
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With searching comes loss
And the presenceof absence:
"My Novel"not found.
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The Tao that is seen
Is not the trueTao – until
You bring fresh toner.
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Stay the patient course.
Of little worth is your ire.
The network is down.
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A crash reduces
Your expensive computer
To a simple stone.
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Three things are certain:
Death, taxes and lost data.
Guess which has occurred.
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You step in the stream,
But the water has moved on.
This page is no there.
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Out of memory.
We wish to hold the whole sky,
But we never will.
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Having been erased,
The document you’re seeking
Must now be retyped.
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Serious error.
All shortcuts have disappeared.
Screen. Mind. Both are blank.