Have you tried turning it off and on again? )))
14-09-2011 21:57
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Второй день страдаю от отсутствия новых серий It Crowd.. А соседи, наверное, празднуют..) Я правда давно так не ржала! Прямо даже захотелось поделиться!
Как я люблю этот ирландский акцент. "Компьюшшшшерс"))))
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Denholm: I'm gonna put you in I.T. because you said on your CV you have a lot of experience with computers.
Jen: I did say that on my CV, yes. I have a lot of experience with the whole computer thing you know, emails, sending emails, receiving emails, deleting emails, I could go on.
Denholm: Do.
Jen: The web. Using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking. The computer screen, of course. The keyboard. The... bit that goes on the floor down there.
Denholm: The hard drive.
Jen: Correct.
Denholm: Well, you certainly seem to know your stuff. That's settled. I've got a good feeling about you Jen and they need a new manager.
Jen: Fantastic, so the people I'll be working with, what are they like?
Denholm: Standard nerds!
Cut to Roy's desk in the basement. Phone is ringing and he is drinking coffee and licking doughnut sugar from his fingers.
(answers phone)
Roy: Hello IT.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?
Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on.
enter Moss who tosses Roy a muffin
Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes.
Moss's phone rings. He answers it.
Moss: Hello IT.
Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: no, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Moss: You see the drive hooks a function by patching the system core table so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread is about to jump in there and do its stuff. And you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory. (laughs) Hello?
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Второй день страдаю от отсутствия новых серий It Crowd.. А соседи, наверное, празднуют..) Я правда давно так не ржала! Прямо даже захотелось поделиться!
Как я люблю этот ирландский акцент. "Компьюшшшшерс"))))
Скрипт для тех, кому плохо слышно))
Denholm: I'm gonna put you in I.T. because you said on your CV you have a lot of experience with computers.
Jen: I did say that on my CV, yes. I have a lot of experience with the whole computer thing you know, emails, sending emails, receiving emails, deleting emails, I could go on.
Denholm: Do.
Jen: The web. Using a mouse, mices, using mice. Clicking, double clicking. The computer screen, of course. The keyboard. The... bit that goes on the floor down there.
Denholm: The hard drive.
Jen: Correct.
Denholm: Well, you certainly seem to know your stuff. That's settled. I've got a good feeling about you Jen and they need a new manager.
Jen: Fantastic, so the people I'll be working with, what are they like?
Denholm: Standard nerds!
Cut to Roy's desk in the basement. Phone is ringing and he is drinking coffee and licking doughnut sugar from his fingers.
(answers phone)
Roy: Hello IT.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
OK, well, the button on the side. Is it glowing?
Yeah, you need to turn it on. Err, the button turns it on.
enter Moss who tosses Roy a muffin
Yeah, you do know how a button works, don't you? No, not on clothes.
Moss's phone rings. He answers it.
Moss: Hello IT.
Yuhuh. Have you tried forcing an unexpected reboot?
Roy: no, there you go, I just heard it come on. No, that's the music you hear when it comes on. No, that's the music you hear when... I'm sorry, are you from the past?
Moss: You see the drive hooks a function by patching the system core table so it's not safe to unload it unless another thread is about to jump in there and do its stuff. And you don't want to end up in the middle of invalid memory. (laughs) Hello?
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"Clicking, double clicking" :))))))))))))) Вот это меня совсем вынесло :))))))))
MollyBloom
15-09-2011-10:22
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Я попробую посмотреть))
И мне все еще странно, что тебе нравится атишный юмор, да еще и английский))
LI 7.05.22 beta
И мне все еще странно, что тебе нравится атишный юмор, да еще и английский))
UndiscoveredSoul
15-09-2011-11:03
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Исходное сообщение MollyBloom
Я попробую посмотреть))
И мне все еще странно, что тебе нравится атишный юмор, да еще и английский))
LI 7.05.22 beta
Ну, там очень мало про компьюшеры, на самом деле)) а режиссер ирландец)))) может, это все объясняет?)
UndiscoveredSoul
15-09-2011-11:03
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"Clicking, double clicking" :))))))))))))) Вот это меня совсем вынесло :))))))))
Ага))))))
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