A Penguin Joke!
One day a man and his wife were walking down
the street when they came across a penguin.
‘Oh!’ Exclaimed the man. ‘What a surprise!
What shall we doo with it?’
‘I know!’ Said his wife. ‘We’ll ask a policeman.’
So they found a policeman and explained what had happened.
‘Mmm’, said the policeman, ‘I think the best
thing is to take it to the zoo.’
‘What a good idea!’ Said the woman. ‘We’ll go
There straight away.’
The next morning the policeman was walking
Down the same street when he saw the couple
again with the penguin. ‘I thought I told u to
take that penguin to the zoo’, the policeman said.
‘Well! We did’ said the man. ‘We took it to the zoo
And we all had a really good time. So this
Afternoon we’re taking it to the cinema, and
this evening we’re going to have a meal in a fish restaurant.’