Пока интернеты более-менее удовлетворительны, забежал на ютуб и нашел вот такое вот видео. На мой взгляд, текст получился просто потрясающий)


Текст:
Ta-Ta-Taniguchi! Taniguchi-san!
Ta-Ta-Taniguchi! Taniguchi-san!

My name is Taniguchi! I show up quite randomly!
Watch me slide open this door! (Yametoke!)
Work part time to make money; I will spend it all on girls!
You must not hesitate now!

Wa-wa-wa-wa-wa... I'm not a slider; Make sure that it's noted!
Normal as a flea you know and I'll just deny whatever you saw!
Believe me, there is no way I will admit anything to you!
Stop that now and just come with me! We'll chase the next girl we see!

Wa-wa-wa-wa
wa-wasuremono!
And I don't know what to say! I'll just turn and run away!
Wa-wa-wa-wa
wa-wasuremono!
Now if you'll please excuse me... Enjoy yourselves and then I will go!

(You did that on purpose to scare me, didn't you!?)

Ta-Ta-Taniguchi! Taniguchi-san!
Ta-Ta-Taniguchi! Taniguchi-san!

Just a normal guy, you see! I don't have the power to open doors through time and space! (Wasuremono...)
I wish you stop asking when the slider will appear...
Stop looking at me funny!

Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba... I mostly hang around with Kunikida-san...
Sometimes I'll cancel all of my plans so I can hang out with you!
But let me tell you Kyon, I'm really only here for the girls around you...
Asahina to be precise! Nagato isn't bad either!

Yametoke!
Yametoke! Hai! Hai!
It's such a small role today! I'll just sigh at my dismay!
Yametoke!
Yametoke! Hai! Hai!
I cancelled my plans you see... So please Kyon, save some sympathy for me!

Wa-wa-wa-wa
wa-wasuremono!
And I don't know what to say! I'll just turn and run away!
Wa-wa-wa-wa
wa-wasuremono!
Now if you'll please excuse me... Enjoy yourselves and then I will go!

Just don't forget that I'm Taniguchi!

Uowa!
Жаль, что голос долек от голоса Минору Шираиши