[показать]A preacher went into his church and he was praying to God .
While he was praying , he asked God: "How long is 10 million years to you?"
He replied , "1 second."
The next day the preacher asked God: "God , how much is 10 million dollars to you?"
And God replied , "A penny ."
Then finally the next day the preacher asked God: "God , can I have one of your pennies ?"
And God replied: "Just wait a sec ." [показать]