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28-01-2008 11:27
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mr. Jones,having murdered his wife,was burying her in the garden one night,when his neighbour,hearing the noise,asked him what he was doing.
"just burying the cat," said mr. Jones
"funny sort of time to bury a cat," said the neighbour.
"funny sort of cat" said mr. Jones
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mr. Jones,having murdered his wife,was burying her in the garden one night,when his neighbour,hearing the noise,asked him what he was doing.
"just burying the cat," said mr. Jones
"funny sort of time to bury a cat," said the neighbour.
"funny sort of cat" said mr. Jones
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Джа_Кортес
28-01-2008-20:03
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Хээх)))Текстик из нашего учебника)))Burying я тогда перевёл как сжечь)))ржать стоял на весь корпус английского)))))))
theGreatKatsby
05-02-2008-12:40
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ooh, so cruel!))) but this joke was in my psychology textbook:
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
A couple of New Jersey hunters are out in the woods when one of them falls to the ground. He doesn't seem to be breathing, his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out his cell phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps to the operator: “My friend is dead! What can I do?”
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says: “Just take it easy. I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead.” There is a silence, then a shot is heard.
The guy's voice comes back on the line. He says: “OK, now what?“
ok_nevermind
05-02-2008-12:48
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theGreatKatsby, no less cruel)))but funny)
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