1) Can You hear me?.. -- Can you "here" me?...
( "can you do me here?" eek.)
2) Undressed custom model -- Naked customs model. (ooh, fresh.)
3) Manicure -- Money cures. (why yes, yes it does. if you use it to pay medical fees.)
4) I'm just asking -- I'm just ass king. (my personal favourite.)
5) I have been there -- I have bean there.
(oh cheese, where?! hope it isn't causing too much trouble.)
6) God only knows -- God's only nose. (so he isn't a mutant? pfft.)
7) We are the champions -- We're champignons. (dun' like 'shrooms. nu.)
8) You feel alright -- You feel all right. As in, you feel everybody who's on the right.
(feeling frisky, aren't we?)
9) Bye bye baby, baby good bye -- Buy Buy baby, baby is a good purchase. (yeah, sure ..)
10) To be or not to be -- Two bees or not two bees (none, hopefully.)
11) I fell in love --I fell into love. (literally.)
12) Just in case -- Just in case. (the case you can put stuff in, though.)
13) I will never give up -- I'm never nauseous. *blink*
14) Oh, dear -- Oh, deer. (deer are cute.)
15) I saw my honey today -- I sawed my honey today. (apply a saw to some honey at your own risk.)
16) I'm going to make you mine -- I'm going to dig you a mine. (how sweet.)
17) May God be with you -- May Gods bee be with you. (god's a sadistic asshole.)
18) Finnish people -- Finished people. (as in, they're done for. hopeless.)
19) Bad influence -- Bad influenza. (*sneeze*)
20) Phone seller -- Phone the seller.
(why? did he sell you something that's refusing to work?! bastard.)
21) Good products -- God's pro-ducks. (so that's where he stands.)
22) Let's have a party -- Let's have a (political) party. (i'm all in favour of that.)
23) Watch out! -- Watch outside! (why? are you expecting someone? aliens? donkeys?)
24) I know his story well -- I know his historical well.
(as in, the hole in the ground, that people usually get water from)
25) Press space bar to continue -- The space bar of the press is continuing.
(ooh, space bar. wonder what they serve there.)
26) I've just saw your balance sheet -- I've saw your balance, your balance is *ahem*
(rub it in why don't you. *sigh*)
27) Let it be! -- Let's eat bees! (let's call a doctor.)
28) Love you baby - Love you, (i'd say birds, but, no. that'd just be wrong.)