haha so funny to read! found that in the internet
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She tortures me with pictures of butterflies
I am scared of flying, and scared of flying things. More so insects, because most insects are disgusting monsters that can fly and live disgusting lives. They are just so different to us, we are their natural enemies. There is no way that there is going to be any decent kind of communication between us and insects. They are not like animals. They are not like cats and dogs and monkeys and dolphins and sheep. They are so fundementally different from us. They are so fucking ugly.
Now take butterflies. Everyone likes butterflies. Lovely things, with pretty wings and ever so delicate fluttering movements. But in between those wings, is a little shit of an insect. A horrible poo shaped insect with feelers coming out of its head and freaking long thin legs. Alien legs for freaks sake. But everyone likes butterflies. Same with ladybirds. FUCKING LADYBIRDS HAVE FUCKING SIX FUcKING LEGS AND SLIMY WINGS UNDERNEATH ITS SPOTTY FUcKING SHELL IT'S A fUCKING HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. Have you ever seen a ladybird on a pane of glass and looked at it's underside? It's like a Ridley Scott horror movie.
So why then, are there pictures of butterflies and ladybirds everywhere I go? There is a massive fake butterfly dangling above my head in the toilet. I turn my head left and I can see a picture of a butterfly. Why? A woman.
I am going to strike back by putting this in the bedroom:
posted by BlackMilk at 12:03 AM
12 Comments:
ames said...
Use this program to make it a really huge poster.
http://arje.net/rasterbator
5:04 AM
Anonymous said...
Yer weirdo hippy freak. Ruiner of men.
10:06 AM
Anonymous said...
Did you know if you count the spots on a ladybird, it tells you how many roads that a man must walk down, before you call him a man?
10:08 AM
BlackMilk said...
"Did you know if you count the spots on a ladybird, it tells you how many roads that a man must walk down, before you call him a man?"
I found that quite funny. Welcome to my blog, you fucking cunting fuck.
6:01 PM
fwumpbungle said...
Hey dude. Just wanted to say - that big butterfly in the toiletten did kind of freak me out as well at first. Then I found it's presence strangely calming.
So maybe you don't like it, because in that way at least, you're very alike. :)
2:01 AM
Sasta da PunkaH said...
Da ladybug is actually gay, hence the ugly insides... remember "A bug's life". Tehehe...
11:35 AM
BlackMilk said...
Thanks Ames. I don't think I am going to put a massive poster of an Alien on my bedroom wall. I used to have really bad nightmares about Aliens after seeing the film Aliens when I was younger. Really bad dreams :(
It was all a threat. Freaking butterflies.
9:19 PM
BlackMilk said...
fwumpbungle eat my shorts
9:19 PM
fwumpbungle said...
Now, you know I can't do that - because I'm a vegetarian, and your shorts are made of bacon.
11:38 PM
BlackMilk said...
A jokes a joke mate. There is no need for that kind of shit.
10:30 PM
fwumpbungle said...
heheh. (by the way, the bruises are fading...)
10:32 PM
BlackMilk said...
You should never have put your finger in my bottom.
11:17 PM
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She tortures me with pictures of butterfliesI am scared of flying, and scared of flying things. More so insects, because most insects are disgusting monsters that can fly and live disgusting lives. They are just so different to us, we are their natural enemies. There is no way that there is going to be any decent kind of communication between us and insects. They are not like animals. They are not like cats and dogs and monkeys and dolphins and sheep. They are so fundementally different from us. They are so fucking ugly.
Now take butterflies. Everyone likes butterflies. Lovely things, with pretty wings and ever so delicate fluttering movements. But in between those wings, is a little shit of an insect. A horrible poo shaped insect with feelers coming out of its head and freaking long thin legs. Alien legs for freaks sake. But everyone likes butterflies. Same with ladybirds. FUCKING LADYBIRDS HAVE FUCKING SIX FUcKING LEGS AND SLIMY WINGS UNDERNEATH ITS SPOTTY FUcKING SHELL IT'S A fUCKING HORRIBLE PIECE OF SHIT. Have you ever seen a ladybird on a pane of glass and looked at it's underside? It's like a Ridley Scott horror movie.
So why then, are there pictures of butterflies and ladybirds everywhere I go? There is a massive fake butterfly dangling above my head in the toilet. I turn my head left and I can see a picture of a butterfly. Why? A woman.
I am going to strike back by putting this in the bedroom:
posted by BlackMilk at 12:03 AM
12 Comments:
ames said...
Use this program to make it a really huge poster.
http://arje.net/rasterbator
5:04 AM
Anonymous said...
Yer weirdo hippy freak. Ruiner of men.
10:06 AM
Anonymous said...
Did you know if you count the spots on a ladybird, it tells you how many roads that a man must walk down, before you call him a man?
10:08 AM
BlackMilk said...
"Did you know if you count the spots on a ladybird, it tells you how many roads that a man must walk down, before you call him a man?"
I found that quite funny. Welcome to my blog, you fucking cunting fuck.
6:01 PM
fwumpbungle said...
Hey dude. Just wanted to say - that big butterfly in the toiletten did kind of freak me out as well at first. Then I found it's presence strangely calming.
So maybe you don't like it, because in that way at least, you're very alike. :)
2:01 AM
Sasta da PunkaH said...
Da ladybug is actually gay, hence the ugly insides... remember "A bug's life". Tehehe...
11:35 AM
BlackMilk said...
Thanks Ames. I don't think I am going to put a massive poster of an Alien on my bedroom wall. I used to have really bad nightmares about Aliens after seeing the film Aliens when I was younger. Really bad dreams :(
It was all a threat. Freaking butterflies.
9:19 PM
BlackMilk said...
fwumpbungle eat my shorts
9:19 PM
fwumpbungle said...
Now, you know I can't do that - because I'm a vegetarian, and your shorts are made of bacon.
11:38 PM
BlackMilk said...
A jokes a joke mate. There is no need for that kind of shit.
10:30 PM
fwumpbungle said...
heheh. (by the way, the bruises are fading...)
10:32 PM
BlackMilk said...
You should never have put your finger in my bottom.
11:17 PM
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