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WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1.Yes = No
2.No = Yes
3.Maybe = No
4.We need = I want
5.I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6.We need to talk = you're in trouble
7.Sure, go ahead = you better not
8.Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9.I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10.You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1.I am hungry = I am hungry
2.I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3.I am tired = I am tired
4.Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.I love you = let's have sex now
6.I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7.May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8.Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
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Это цитата сообщения BlueberryGirl Оригинальное сообщение
lol
WOMEN'S ENGLISH
1.Yes = No
2.No = Yes
3.Maybe = No
4.We need = I want
5.I am sorry = you'll be sorry
6.We need to talk = you're in trouble
7.Sure, go ahead = you better not
8.Do what you want = you will pay for this later
9.I am not upset = of course I am upset, you moron!
10.You're very attentive tonight = is sex all you ever think about?
MEN'S ENGLISH
1.I am hungry = I am hungry
2.I am sleepy = I am sleepy
3.I am tired = I am tired
4.Nice dress = Nice cleavage!
5.I love you = let's have sex now
6.I am bored = Do you want to have sex?
7.May I have this dance? = I'd like to have sex with you
8.Can I call you sometime? = I'd like to have sex with you
9.Do you want to go to a movie? = I'd like to have sex with you
10.Can I take you out to dinner? = I'd like to have sex with you
11.Those shoes don't go with that outfit = I'm gay
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