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Tokyo Trip

March Break...10-14

Characters
Farhiya
Tashrifa
Margarita
Tariduni
Sarah
Elizabeth
Eunice
Ryta - Эт я >.<
Nilab
Rabia etc..

First scene
Location: Bipol3rz spot
time :8:00

Farhiya- Guys our trip to Tokyo is tomorrow!! im so excited.. i even made a list of what i plan to do ;D
Margarita- Shut the fuck up farhiya..no one cares..
Farhiya- 0_o fine.... * whispers to self* no one cares what you have to say either..
Marga- what was that?
Far-nothing....
Nilab- what is the first thing you are gonna do tash?
Tash- i plan to kidnap all the japanese children and molest them all! ^_^
Tari- is hand motiosn the only thing that is ever on your mind?
Tash- no i also think about my annorexic lover ;D....
tari-pft...we will get u immediate help in Japan!
Eunice- could you guys stop being bipolar for one second? we have to decide what we are gonna do.. oh and there is too much of us so we need to split up and go into different hotel rooms... i get Lizzie
Far- why do u always get lizzie? i there somethign going on between u guys? and didnt u say she raped u once?
Eunice-0_o what are you talking bout?
Far- fine deny it..
Marga- i wanna be in a room with tari and Ryta :)
Far-i wanna be in that room too [показать] i dont wanna be with michael jackson over there * glares at Tash *
Tash- WTF do you want Queen Jackson? you spread sperm everywhere..
Far- excuse me? coming from the man who molests children and Yes!! i said MAN!!
Rabia- OK!! stop it guys...there needs to be piece around us [показать] let us be together in harmony
Nilab- Be quiet Hujab girl!! go back to the library!!
* Rbia kiks nilab in teh face*
Tari- what happend to the piece and harmony?
Rabia- she pissed me off..
Far- just like tash pisses me off * does italian hand motion*
Lizzie- excuse me.. how dare you use my language to tell tashrifa to fuck off!!
Far--sorry...
Ryta- lets make out tequila...
Marga- sure ;D
Far- excuse me? dont you dare touch my daughter u whore!!
Marga- im not your daughter anymore remember...lizzie adopted me..
Far- BUT!!
*bell rings*
Tash- shit!! i have gym now...lets go to class and continue this talk later...* pushes Farhiya*
 
Lunch time
location: Caf
Time- 12:00

Ryta- tsk tsk...look at SA over there...with his blue shirt he wears every other day and his heiniouse hair!!
Marga- i cant believe hes my father....what were you thinking farhiya?
Far- i was thinking that he looked so fine..stead he takes me high singing my oh my, gotta get wit him, have him in my world, hold him in my arms.. thats forever YO!!
*Marga slaps farhiya*
Far- sorry.. i had the song in my head...
Tash- she was thinking that she needed to spread her sperm everywhere!!
Nilab- fish alert...
Fish- MIRANDAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Nilab- uh...hes so ugly..and the caf smells like fish now..
Tash- well we should be use to it by now since we look at farhiya's face everyday...
Nilab- so true...
Far- you shouldnt be talking Tash...you molest kids to make you feel better...
Tash- im just wondering.. how much sperm do you have left anyways??
Far- 0_o i dotn have any sperm.. i have eggs.. u have sperm M Jackson..
Marga- ANYWAYS!! what is the first thing we are gonan do when we go to Japan?
Far- thats an obvious one... go clubing..
Ryta- fuck yes!!
Tari- ok...0_o
Far- dont worry tari i will get u a fake ID u too Marga
Marga- shut up bitch...im older than you... and we dont need fake ID's in Japan
Far- [показать] u always have to be mean when im trying to be nice dont you?
Marga- yes...i do
Rabia- Hey! theres my daddy!!
* JJ walks into the Caf* * everything goes into slow motion*
Ryta- go say hi to him Farhiya
Far- no...:( its gonna be weird
Tash- no its not just go say hi...
Far- its not that easy.. and plus hes wit his friends..
Ryta- i will go call him over if you dont say hi...
Far- OK OK!! I WILL SAY HI..GOD..
* gets out of chair to go say hi to JJ*
Far- HI #$!@%@&@&
JJ- yo whats up?
Far- nm.....im going to japan tomorrow...
JJ- are you? thats cool.. ;D
Far- ye..what r u gonna do for ur march break?
JJ- oh.. im gonna spend some time wit my friends and gf..
Far- ......whos ur g?
JJ- #@^&@*#^#*& ( u guys no who im talkin bout..cant say the name)
Far- 0_o ur goign out wit $@%^#%z#&*#%#*?????
JJ- ye u didnt kno?
Far- um no lol well g2g now bye.............................................................
* goes back to lunch table*
Far- im gonan kill %A@$&#)#*
Tash- why? what did she do now?
Far- shes going out wit JJ, cathy was right!! :(((((((
Marga- u guys kno what we have to do right?
Nilab- no..im dumb remember...what do we have to do??
Marga- uh.. we have to kidnap %$#*#^# and take her to japan with us.. and leave her there..]
Nilab- 0_o i like that plan ;D
Far- yes.. we shall kidnap $^Z#%#&#%^# and take her to Japan with us.. i will bring my african weapons to knock her out ;D
Ryta- or,,, we could drug her,,,
Tash- why do u always wanna drug people?
Marga- but wait guys we have to pick up sarah from school first
Far- oh right.. lets kidnap &#%$*$#& then pick up sarah ;D
Lizzie- im not invovled in this...
eunice- mee two
Tari- me three
Far- fine.. then i guess its just gonna be me, tash, Marga, ryta, rabia and Nilab
all togethe- fine
*bell rings*
Far- its show time girls..
Eunice- ur so extra....
Far- 0_o

After school
Location- JJ ramp
time- 3:15

Marga- ok guys.. lets go find %#$@&#*#(#& and beat the living shit out of her ;D
Far- yeah!! i have my african weapons here
Rabia- look there she is walking with JJ
Far- grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr
Marg- ok.. she really needs to die
* Ryta walks toward JJ and %A$%^&#**
Far- :O what is she up to
Ryta- %%$#*& can i talk to u?
Far- * whispers* ok guys.. get the garbage bad rady.. we r gonan WHACK HER!!
Z%#%#^&#^- umm sure.. do i kno u tho?
Ryta- im her friend * points to Farhiya*
#^%$&$^- ohh.. ok.. hold on a min JJ
JJ- its ok.. im gonan go ahead call me tho ;D
%#$#^#- ok...bye
JJ- bye * roller blades away...*
%#%#^%- what did u wanan talk to me about?
* WHACKS*
Tash- i think u hit her too hard farhiya...
Far- good...she deserves it
Tari- OMG! i think u killed her
Far- no i didnt............................i think.............
Marga- oh fuck..we better go pick up sarah and go to teh air port..
Eunice- lets go to Japan as fast as possible!!
Tash- GREAT!! now we are gonna be convitcs like Miss barnwell [показать]
Far- oh shut up tash... they wont catch us.. we will be awsome fugitives like max payne!! [показать]
Marga- ok...lets go now!! before someoen catches us...
Far- uh.. shes so heavy.. people r gonan think we r carryign a dead body!!
Tari we are!!
Far- w/e lets just go

Far- Hey sarah!!!
Sarah- hey guys!! i finally get to chill wit u guys other than farhiya ;D
Far- [показать]
Marga- anyways lets go we have to get to the airport remember....
Sarah- WTF are you carrying??!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
Far- [показать] its #$#%#&#^ body...
Sarah- [показать] u killed her?
Marga- no...we just knocked her out....we are gonna take her to japan with us...
Sarah- WHY?!?!?!?
Far- so she wont be in the way of me and JJ anymore...duh..
Sarah- u guys have finally lost it.....is she bloody? ;D
Far- and ur sayin we lost it...yes she is;D happy?
Ryta- lets just go home, get our suit cases and go to japan!!
Tash- yes!! so we can stalk Ryo Nishikido!!
Far- TO OSAKA!!!!
Tash- TO OSAKA!!!
Ryta- TO OSAKA!!
eunice- 0_o u guys r such lozerz
Nilab- i wanna see tae yang...
Marga- bitch!! back off...and plus we are goign to Japan and hes korean so ur out of luck.. [показать]
Nilab- fine....:(
Far- u still have ur homosexual bowwow ;D
Nilab- HES NOT GAY!!!!!!!!!!
Far- yes...he is..sorry to break ur heart
Eunice- but Ryo is gay..why is that ok?
Far/Tash/Ryta- HES BI NOT GAY AND HES SEXI EITHER WAY!!
Far- heeyyyy that rhymed ;DDDDDDD
Tash- ur such a lozer.............
Far- thank you ;D
Sarah- LOL u guys r too jokes...
Rabia- lets go home guys...

[Airport
time 6:00

Marga- we are here ;D now lets give our tickets and shit..
Far- omg...a thought just occured to me
Tash- u can think?
Far- yes....how r we gonan get past the guards when we have a human being in a garbage bag??!?!?!?
Lizzie- :O omg.. Far far is right!!!
Tari- great now we r gonan go to jail and im never gonan see my bf again!!!
Far- who cares about ur bf...
Tari- i have been dating him for 2 years!!
Far- oh...good for u.. u must be happy!!
Tari- go have children...
Far- [показать] ur all so mean :(
Ryta- let me distract the security guy u guys go ahead.,
Far- ok 0_o
* Ryta walks up to security guy*
Ryta- hey sexi whats up?
SG- 0_o hello pretty lady ;D what can i do for u?
Ryta- i lost my earing..can u help me find it.. im not wearign my contacts ;D
SG- sure thing
* gets on the floor* * looks for earing*
ryta- ok guys lets get out of here
* enters plane that leads to japan*
Tash- finally we can relax until we get there..
Far- i put %#$#^#*s body in teh washroom and locked it from teh outside hehe...
sarah- lol good thinking
Lizzie- this is gonna be a crazy trip...what am i getting myself into???
Eunice- i was asking myself the same quiestion...
Tari- this is all farhiya's fault
Far- what is my fault?? we r nto even in trouuble because of my geniius thinking...
Tash- RIIIGHHTTTT... keep telling urself that
Nilab- be quiet Michael jackson!
Far- HAHAHAHA
Tash- Babbakarkhel!!
Flight attendant- SHHHH go to sleep now...
Tash- 0_o its only 6:30....
FA- excuse me? i kno better now go to sleep or am i gonan have to drug u?
Tash- 0_o ok ok.. i will go to sleep....omg...
Far- LOL good night guys c u in Japan [показать]
all together- good night


*When the plane lands*
Lizzie- AHHH we are finally in Tokyo...
Eunice- i cant wait...its gonan be awsome
Tash- wheres Farhiya?
Ryta- oh shes getting %$%*#%^ out of teh washroom ;D we cant just leave her there
Far- god! thsi girl is so fuckin heavy
Nilab- i wanna see Tae Yang!!!
* marga glares at Nilab*
Nilab- ok ok... fine...
Tari- lets go find our hotel and shit
Rabia- ye.. im tried and my head is killing me..
Nilab- maybe its cause ur hujab is too big..
Rabia- fuck you.. its not my Hijab i have a headache dumb ass...
Far- HAHAHA nilab...tash help me carry this fat ass girl..
Tash- ur so mean,,,,
Far- does it matter... its &@%#&$%*#^
Ryta- exactly.. lets go find our hotels...

HOTEL

Marga- excuse me, we reserved a room.. can we have the keys to it?
Hotel manager- not so fast little girls.. what are your names and what room
Marga- margarita, Tashrifa, Farhiya, Sarah, Nilab, Rabia, Ryta, Eunice, Lizzie, Tariduni and ^#$%*^$($&$($&
and room 107
HM- umm let me see,,, that room has been taken..
Far- WTF?! bye who?
HM- by very important people...
Tash- HUH????!? u cant do that we already reserved the room!!
Mrga- i wonder who it is..
Tash- lets go check it out ;D
Marga- shhh...
* they run away*
Far- the evlivators here are so small.... *Z$^@%#$*#^($^$'s head wont fit...
Marga- oh well..this elivator is perfect * day dreams*
Lizzie- someone is horny...
Marga- HUH? WHAT DID U SAY?
Lizzie- nothing...
* Eunice and marga start speaking Japanese*
Far- uh.. will u people just SHUT THE FUCK UP?!?!?!? speak english or dont talk at all
Eunice- ur just mad that u cant understand
Far- w/e were here
* stops infront of room 107*
Tash- i wonder what bastards took our room
Far- we r gonan find out..
* knocks on the door*
unknown person- coming....
* G dragon opens the door*
Far/tash/marga/eunice/lizzie- :O:OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Far- OMG ITS BIG TO THE FUCKING BANG??!??!?!?!
Tash- omg.. T.O.P is in there
Eunice- u took our room!!!
Marga- who cares its big bang.. omg Tae Yang
Tari- who cares i care i want somewhere where we can sleep!!
G Dragon- ok ok.. i get it that we stol ur room so u can share the hotel room with us..
T.O.P- ye but there is only 5 beds and 10 of u so....ur gonan have to figure that out..
Far- i will share a bed with you G dragon ;D
Tash- i get T.O.P
Marga- i get Tae yang
Nilab- nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
Ryta- i get seungri
Eunice- i get daesung 0_o
lizzie/tari/rabia/nilab- fuck...now we have to sleep on teh floor with &@#%$#&#%#
nilab- i really wanted tae yang
tae yang- sorry girl with the ginger hair...maybe next time ;D
Nilab- WTF i dotn have ginger hair!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Tae yang- sorry..i dotn kno what to call you
Nilab- my name is nilab
Marga- or you can just call her an aligator
* nilab spits on marga*
*Marga punches nilab in teh face* * goes outcold*
Tae yang- now now girls lets not fight... lets get some rest :)
G dragon- ye we have a concert in a club tomorrow so we need rest
Far- oh really? :O can we come?
GD- sure ;D u can come as our dates
T.O.P- but the other five can just follow
Eunice- hehehe
Tari- this is not fair....we should have went to italy...
Far- oh shut up tari
Lizzie- i have no one :(
Ryta- hey my name is Margaret whats yours? ok....* whispers to Farhiya* i cant understand what he is saying..
Far- o well just have fun with him ;DDD
Tae yang- ok are you guys ready to turn off teh lights?
Far- almost * puts *#%*$$%^$*($^'s body against the window*
Far- now i am...
GD- lets have some personal space ok?
Far- umm...........ok ;D hehehe
GD- what was that?
Far- oh nothing ;D
* turns off lights*

Morning
time- 8:00

Nilab- uh! my back is killing me! sleeping on &%^%^&* is not comfortable at all!
*Nilab looks toward rabia who is sleeping comfortably*
Nilab- Her and her huge Hujab
Lizzie- oh nilab ur awake too?
Nilab- yes....and i have back problems now...look at them sleeping with big bang.. i wanted tae yang :(
Lizzie- i wanted anyone and a bed...
Sarah- look at farhiya :O shes so close to G dragon...lucky bishh
Lizzie- shes almost molesting him...tsk tsk
Nilab- shes so lucky :(
Tari- hes hott ;D tae yang...
Lizzie- why are we teh ones who have to sleep on the floor?
Tari- because we didnt choose anyone fast enough :(
Sarah- thats not fair :(
Lizzie- look at *$^$%*#^#%@& just lyign there...do u think shes dead?
Tari- yes! if she wasnt she would have woken up by now...
Sarah- o well we are gonna dump her body somewhere so who cares...
Tari- are you human?
Sarah- ofcourse..............
Lizzie- shhh we are gonna wake them up..
Nilab- i cant take this anymore
* crawls into bed with Marga and Tae yang*
Nilab- hehehehe
Sarah- shes smart..
*Farhiya wakes up*
Farhiya- *whispering* omg..ur so fine G dragon..
* touches his body*
Farhiya- give me some time and you will be mine for sure ;D
Lizzie- *whispering* no he wont
Far- BITCH!!! be quiet
lizzie- go to hell!! how could u let me sleep on teh floor with &$%*%*%#&
Far- because i hate you... ;D
lizzie- i hate you more... im leaving u
Far- i already left you..
* G dragon wakes up*
GD- what happend to personal space?
Far- umm.. you are the one who moved toward me.. i was sleeping
GD- are you saying that i cuddled with you?
Far- yes.. you did..is that a problem?
GD- no.. its just that im not used to sleeping with girls
Far- aww its ok ;D
GD- thnx :)
GD- you wanna go for breakfast??
Far- i would love to..
* G dragon and farhiya leave the hotel room*
Lizzie- shes more of a whore than ryta...0_o
Tari- i cant belive shes my mother....
Sarah- are you kidding me...shes smart ;D
* Marga wakes up to see nilab touching tae yang*
marga- WTF! what are you doing nilab * slaps nilab's ass*
nilab- my back hurt so i needed a bed to sleep on and since ur small there was room ;D
Marga- get the fuck out...
Tae yang- huh?!?!?! ginger girl.. what are you doing..
Nilab- [показать] dont call me ginger girl and i needed somewhere to sleep
Tae yang- ok... im gonna go use the washroom...0_o
Marga- see what you do ginger girl..
T.O.P- wake up guys we have to get going...
t.o.p- ur gonan go to the club with me right tash?
tash- ofcourse [показать]
t.o.p- good... save a dance for me [показать]
*tash has a serious hurnia*
Ryta- whats ur name again?
Seungri- Lee seung Hyun ;D
Ryta- 0_o ok..
Seungri- ye.. ur hot
Ryta- thanks.... so...r.... um... ye thnx.. ;D
Seungri-...................
Eunice- guys lets hurry up, we dotn want to make big bang late.. we have to go to breakfast
Marga- wheres farhiya and G dragon .....
tash- she went off being a whore again..shes gonan go off spreading her sperm now...
t.o.p.- ??????????????????????????????
tash- dont ask ;D
Tae yang- ok lets go..

Restaurant
Location- Yoshi on Denman Restaurant
time- 10:00

Waitress- here is the menu for the seasonal speacials
Seasonal Specials

Kaiseki
Traditional Japanese dinner set

Mini-Kaiseki
Mini version of the Kaiseki

Ankimo
Fish Liver Pate

BBQ Abalone
Live and Fresh

Lobster Motoyaki
Grilled lobster with special house sauce

California Island
Avacado and Tuna

Kani Miso
Steamed Crab liver (chilled)

GD- thank you ;D
Far- this all sounds good
GD- it is you will liek it
GD- so why are you and your friends here in japan?
Far- well we decided that we needed to do somethign sick with our march break so we thought " lets go to japan"
GD- what do u guys have planned?
Far- well we are here in tokyo because we are goign to tour the city and buy so many asian clothes and ye...0_o
then we plan to go to Osaka..
GD- why?
Far- because we need to meet Ryo nishikido
GD- he could be here in tokyo too
Far- but we think its better to check Osaka first ;D
GD- ok..lol
Far- oh there they are.. hey guys!!! over here!!!
Tae yang- look at you two..already orderd food...
Far- well we decided to go ahead
*Seungri pulls out chair for ryta*
Ryta- [показать] thnx............
* tae yang starts singing look only at me*
* EVERYONE SUFFERS FROM HURNIAS*
* he takes marga by the hand* * they start dancing*
Nilab- your so good at dancing Tae yang...;D
tae yang- thank you ginger girl
Nilab- [показать]
T.O.P.- now now... lets eat our food ;D
Tash- i agree [показать]
Nilab- ewww....what is this? it tastes like ass
*everyone stares at nilab*
Marga- your breath smells like ass...be quiet and eat
Big bang- HAHAHAHAH
Nilab- uh...so embarassing....:(
Far- uh... my stomach... i think its food poinsoning..can someone take me back to the hotel?
GD- fine.. i will take u since i brought u here ;D
Far- thnx G dragon
* Far and G dragon leave restaurant*
T.O.P- hey tash you wanna go get some fresh air with me?
Tash- sure i would love to ;D
T.O.P- good i knew u would say that
* Ryta gives you the evil look to tash*
Seungri- Margaret you wanna go get some fresh air?
Ryta- umm..NO!
* seungri goes into emo mode*
Nilab- you wanna go get some fresh air tae yang?
Tae yang- umm.. you wanna go get some fresh air marga? ;D
Marga- sure ;D
* nilab goes into russian mode*
Eunice- u wanna go somewhere daesung
Daesung- sure..
Lizzie- why the fuck is everyone leaving?
tari- wait... what are we gonna do with jazzy lee's body?
Lizzie- i kno, nilab, rabia, sarah and tari come with me...
Seungri- i guess its only you and me left ;D
Ryta- great..im gonan go use teh washroom stay here for me
Seungri- really? ok....
* ryta runs out of the restaurant*

Elivator
time- 11;00

Far- oh.. my stomach hurts so much.. can you hold me?
GD- umm sure..
* G dragon holds farhiya in his arms*
GD-are you feeling better?
Far- yup alot better ;D
* farhiya pushes G dragon against the elivator wall*
GD- wtf are you doing?
Far- you kno u want me G dragon..
GD- who said i want you?
Far- you said it in your sleep
GD- did i?
Far-yes you did...you also said that you have a gay crush on tae yang
* GD goes read*
GD- your lying
Far- why would i lie about that?
GD- because i am famouse and u want my money
Far- i dotn want ur stupid money.. i want u
GD- well u cant have me
Far- if i cant have u..no one can ;D hehehe
* takes GD's shirt off*
GD- dont TOUCH me
Far- would u just go along with it? it will be less painful
* GD gulps*
GD- fine..just make it quick
Far- good....now be a good boy G dragon...lets have fun

location: Japanese mall
time-11:30

T.O.P- you know, u have the nicest hair i have ever seen
Tash- youre realy cute sometimes and the other times ur fucking hot
T.O.P- thanks... so... u wanna make out?
Tash- sure
* start making out*

Restaurant
seungri- god! she takes forever to use the washroom
waitress- excuse me sir is there anything you need?
seungri- yes.. i need margaret
waitress- thats not on teh menu
seungri- shes too good to be on a menu
waitress- oh i see ok.. i will get you some water then..
* seungri goes into teh womens washroom* ( katie dunn)
seungri- Margaret?????
* atomic bomb comes out of stall*
seungri- holy fuckin shit
atomic bomb- wtf r u in teh girls washroom for huh?
* stomps foot* * earth shakes*
* grabs seungri by the jacket and swings him around in circles*
seungri- AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
* goes flying out of teh washroom*
seungri- woo.... people here in japan are crazy.. i need to find margaret
* leaves restaurant*

Location- kamo river
time 12:00

lizzie- we have to dump teh body somewhere
tari- omg... we are gonna get caught and go to jail and i will never end up goign to italy
Nilab- guys.. i have a problem..
Lizzie- WE KNO UR DUMB!
nilab-no.. i was gonna say i have to go pee
Lizzie- ok 0_o
Nilab- bitch!!
rabia- just dump this bitch somewhere and lets leave..
sarah- this is so much fun ;D
tari- ur really sick in the head sarah
sarah- im greatly offended
* dump body into river*
sarah- hey!! isnt that tae yang and marga???! :O
nilab- OMG!! it is.. thats not fair.. i want him
lizzie- thats so romantic.. i wanna do that to B.O.B
* they all stare at lizzie*
lizzie- well.. b.o.b is the only one i have left
tari- lets go before someoen sees us

Location- Kamo river
time- 12:00
Marga- this river is so beautiful
Tae yang- your so cute
marga- * has hurnia* thnx ur so fine
tae yang- you wanna go for a boat ride?
marga- sure, but ur gonan have to row because i am small ;D heheh
Tae yang- ofcourse
* starts rowing*
* marga drools over tae yangs biseps*
tae yang- so u can speak japanese huh? how did u learn
Marga- i studied it for 5 years
tae yang- wow what about korean
marga- only for 5 months and i cant speak it well..
tae yang- thats too bad..we could have been soul mates..
* marga goes emo*
marga- ye.. but we can still be soul mates [показать]
tae yang- ye i guess ;D
tae yang- hey..is that a body
* ^%*$^^&()$&'s body flaots by*
marga- 0_o no its just pollution..u kno how everything is....global warming
tae yang- ye i guess ur right
tae yang- but its so big 0_o
marga- let sjust continue talking ;D
*tae yang sings look only at me*
marga- * sighs*
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