*A British, an American and a Ukrainian died and all went to hell*
-- The British said: I miss England; I want to call England and see how
everybody is doing there....
He called and talked for about 5 minutes....
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone
call???
- The devil goes: five million dollars...
- Five million dollars!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on his
chair...
-- The American was so jealous, he starts screaming, me too I want to
call the United States ,
want to see how everybody is doing too...
He called! and talked for about 2 minutes...
Then he said: well, devil, how much do I owe you for the phone
call???
- The devil goes: ten million dollars...
- Ten million dollars!!!!!! He made him a check and went to sit back on
his Chair...
-- The Ukrainian was extremely jealous too... He starts screaming and
screaming,
I want to call Ukraine too, I want to see how everybody is doing
there too, I wanna talk to
everybody...
He called Ukraine and he talked for about twenty hours, he was
talking and talking and talking.....
Then he said: well, devil how much do I owe you for the phone
call????
- The devil goes: One dollar...
- ONLY ONE DOLLAR?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
- The devil goes:
- yes, well………... From hell to hell, it's LOCAL !!!!