Oh, well imagine; as I'm pacing the pews in a church corridor,
and I can't help but to hear, no I can't help but to hear an 
exchanging of words:
"What a beautiful wedding, what a beautiful wedding!" says a 
bridesmaid to a waiter.
"Yes, but what a shame, what a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore."

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing 
a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense 
of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense of...

Well in fact I'll look at it this way, I mean technically our 
marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the champagne!
Oh! Well in fact I'll look at it this way, I mean technically 
our marriage is saved! Well this calls for a toast, so pour the 
champagne, pour the champagne!

I'd chime in with a "Haven't you people ever heard of closing 
a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense 
of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense 
of poise and rationality.

Again.

I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense 
of poise and rationality.
I'd chime in "Haven't you people ever heard of closing a goddamn door?!"
No, it's much better to face these kinds of things with a sense 
of poise and rationality.

Again.