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fml 05-06-2011 16:04 к комментариям - к полной версии - понравилось!


ещё один англоязычный сайт-находка, где люди пишут о моментах их жизни, когда так и хочется сказать: F**k my life!" . иногда - с юмором, а иногда истории действительно печальны и даже пугающи. неплохая практика разговорного языка, кстати, да и немало сленга можно почерпнуть.
Несколько выдержек.

Today, my fiancé nervously sat me down for a "serious chat". The chat wound up with him asking if we could postpone our wedding, because his World of Warcraft guild had a raid scheduled for the same day. FML

Today, I received a phone call at work about an emergency and I had to come home immediately. I arrived to find that no one had been hurt and the house hadn't burned down. The "emergency" was my mom ran out of milk and cigarettes. FML

Today, I was complimented on my hat by two different people. I wasn't wearing a hat. FML

Today, my son said, "Mommy, sometimes my pee-pee goes up like a stick." I replied, "Well, honey, that's normal and okay." I then asked when it happens, to which he said, "Well, sometimes when watching Scooby Doo and Shaggy comes out dressed in lady clothes." FML

Today, I heard my sister masturbating in her room. I took the dog around the block to get out of the house, and I came back to see her leaving her room. She had my electric toothbrush in her hand. FML

Today, while babysitting I decided to play with a children's puzzle to pass the time. Fifteen minutes in I gave up. The kid then came over and put it together in less than five. There were only ten pieces. FML

Today, I was taken to my first session with my psychiatrist. The entirety of the facility, from the waiting room to the doc's office was decorated with dead butterflies in glass. I was there for my crippling mottephobia, the irrational fear of moths and butterflies. FML

Today, I found out my ex boyfriend's band have become quite popular on youtube. My friends and my sister won't stop singing their songs. Most of them were written after I dumped him and are saying how much better off he'll be without me and how horrible I am. FML


есть и русская версия сайта, но как по мне, то она не так интересна:
http://ru.fmylife.com/
вверх^ к полной версии понравилось! в evernote
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ну вот, хоть кто-то заценил подборочку))
там кстати есть реально очень страшные ситуации.
типа вот этой
Today, I took the bus to work and a sweet old lady got on after me and sat next to me. Halfway to work, she fell asleep and her head was on my shoulder. Trying to be nice, I gently tried to wake her up before my stop came. She wasn't sleeping. I let a dead woman lie on me for 30 minutes. FML
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Давай ты будешь постоянно постить сюда такие штуки, а то меня заломает самому вычитывать, а дайджестом прикольно :D


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