Without Yugi. пародия на песню Eminem - Without me

Dan Green
Real name, no gimmicks!

Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Dark Magician Girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

Oooooooh.


Guess who's back?
Back again!
Yugi's back!
Tell a friend!
Guess who's back.
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
Brains brains brains!
Guess who's back!
Guess who's back!
In America!

I've summoned a monster!
Cuz nobody wants to see Yugi no more
They want Yami, I'm chopped liver!
Well if you want Yami this is what I'll give ya
A little bit of yaoi fanart of Yami Bakura
Some card games that drag on and on duller
than the crap on those poor saps' TeamFourStar's channel
or the gasps in their fanbase when they lose a rating
or the gaps in their schedule when they're not updating! (HEY!)
You waited this long, now stop debating
Cause I'm back, it's time to duel, and cards need trading
You may think the dubs are mistranslating
But the guys who fansub are masturbating
So 4KidsTV won't let me be
Or let me be me
So let me see
They tried to switch me out with Dragonball Z
But it feels so empty without me so
Yu-Gi-Oh Abridged burned like a bridge
Got banned, you worried a smidge and raided the fridge
But don't panic, 'cause this s**t's about to get manic,
I just shuffled all my trading cards, F*** YOU MARIK!

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

LittleKuriboh; the guy who watches Yu-Gi-Oh
Embarrassed his parents don't listen to Devo
He starts crying at Finding Nemo
Then he makes a lameo video and everyone yells WHOA!
A visionary, his fangirls are scary
A YouTube revolution, otakus are wary
A rebel, so lemme just revel and boast
In the fact that I got everyone stealing my jokes
And it's a low-blow, such a cacophony
For you to steal so damn much from my show, don't copy me!
Well I'm back, na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na-na
We got screwed by Revver, blew the budget now we're gonna
Begin again, start from scratch and completely
Regain all our subscribers, update the show weekly
No protesting, just like you're all requesting,
With all the quotes HeavyDDR's detesting
(Testing! Attention Duelists!)
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Lanipator claims I have animosity
You know what I think? "Who the hell is he?!"

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me


Abridge this Abridge that, it's become the new fad
It's a shame that most of the results turn out so bad
Yo Sephirex, quit makin' fun of GX
It's better than most of your video train wrecks
And Kaiser, man, you're none the wiser
Your series is about as funny as Rob schneider
Vegeta and Masako, you guys should just let go, it's over.
Nobody watches Naruto
Now farewell
Go abridge some Zatch Bell!
Or post on your blog while listening to Soft Cell
This show's been greater than Ghost In The Shell
Ever since CurtDogg turned it into a nutshell
But sometimes it's all the same
Everybody only wants to call us lame
So this must mean LK's to blame
Cause it's not me, I'm king of games
And while he's not the first one to fandub Yugi
He is the first one that's not a newbie

To make the show seem kinda funny
Though it doesn't make him any money
(HEY!)
There's a concept that's broke!
Twenty million other users steal his jokes
But no matter how many imitate LK
It won't change the fact that he's here to stay


Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me
I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cause we need a little controversy
Cause it feels so empty without me

NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH

NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH
NYEH NYEH NYEH NYEH

Cards!

Marik & Kaiba - I'm On A Blimp (ft. Teddy) - EXPLICIT LYRICS

Oh snap!
Get your trading cards ready,
Cause we're about to throw down!
Everybody in the place,
shuffle your fucking deck!
But make sure you don't have any illegal cards
Or you shall be disqualified!!
(God Cards are okay though)

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!

I'm on a blimp, motherfucker
In the fucking sky
Straight pimping on a blimp
And I'm so high.
Yugi Moto wears clothes like a fucking gimp.
He can't stop me and my minions,
Cause I'm on a blimp.

Hit the ignition switch.
I'm on a blimp, bitch.
We're playing card games in the sky
Cause I'm so rich.
I got locator cards,
And my duel disk.
I'm winning finals,
You're in Duelist Kingdom losing star chips!

I'm riding on a dragon,
Shooting flames and smoke,
It's breathing fire,
Making everybody choke,
But this ain't Middle Earth,
And we're not Frodo and Sam,
And we're not gay by the way,
Least I don't think that I am.

I'm on a blimp and
It's going fast and
We're flying over a city that looks like Zanarkand.
I'm the KaibaCorp King
On a blimp like Kiki,
If you're on the ground
Then you're sure not me-me.

Get the fuck up!
This blimp is real!

Fuck land, I'm in the clouds, mother fucker!
Fuck Squall, I like Cloud, mother fucker!
My fangirls think I'm well-endowed, mother fucker!
To murder Yugi's what I've vowed, mother fucker!

Hey dad, if you could see me here,
Arms spread wide as the fangirls cheer,
Sounding just like Solid Snake from Metal Gear,
With Obelisk in my deck,
ANYTHING IS POSSIBLE!

Yeah.
Never thought I'd be in the air
I'm just a fluffy cute teddy bear
Lord Satan
Look at me,
Oh.

Never thought I'd feel so well
It would be funny if somebody fell.
Hey, what's that burning smell?
Oh, it's your mother playing card games in hell!

I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Everybody look at me,
'cause I'm duelling on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
I'm on a blimp!
Take a good hard look at the mother fucking blimp!

Лилкарибо гений ))))))))))
Я его фанатка ^______^
Тейк а гуд хард лук ин да мазерфакин блимп :D

chocolate_starfish__, ты не одинока)) Йа тоже *_*
О снэп!! Гет ёр трейдин кадс реди XDDD

зис лукс лай а джоб фо ми со еврибади джяст фалов ми :D
надеюсь ешё такие песни сделает ))
интересно с какой программой он ети епизоды делает :)RASTAMANIA,

chocolate_starfish__, не знаю ,но уж точно не с Муви мэйкером! Я только что оттуда! какое ж это г*внооооо О_о

Делаются такие вещи стандартными прогами, можно даже в одном Adobe Premiere сделать. Но работа кропотливая конечно...

xDDD Зачёт)