"Working papers are the research equivalent of sweatshirts with pizza stains on them, but we wear them on our first date with our audience."
-- from 
Working Papers Are NOT Working 
The article itself deals with a certain problem in the sphere of economics, and I'm not sure whether we have any similar phenomenon in our country; but this phrase caught my eye immediately, because it reminded me of some aspects of getting post-graduate education:)
"It is not a sin to verb a noun."
-- from the first comment to 
You've Been Verbed
This could be the best epigraph for a chapter on conversion in any book on word-formation:) The article, by the way, is teeming with examples of neologisms and can be rather entertaining popular linguistic reading.