Спасибо за наводку, было весело!:)

I fought a whole army of daleks & cybermen & all sorts of horrid monsters earlier! Grrr! There'd have been more, but I ran out of lego.
2:03 PM Jul 15th via web

Hrd tooo tipe rite now. Muum left mm to playy with myyyy gloo and siccorrrrsss..... No]o, I diidn't seee that cominnnnnnnnnnnnnnng, eether.
1:49 PM Jul 14th via web

A nasty journalist lady said a Mr Johnny Depp was playing me in a film of Doctor Me & that I wasn't fit to clean his shoes, so I said I was.
2:50 PM Jul 12th via web

David Tennant was horrid, so I sang him my song; "David Tennant how do you do? David Tennant you smell of I'm not allowed to say that word."
1:30 PM Jun 30th via web

If you can read this, can you phone my Mum? It's a Mrs Smith/Mum, London. Tell her that her Brave Little Soldier's stuck up a tree. Again.
2:49 PM Jun 29th via web

Dad asked where all the jam had gone and I said it fell through a crack in time and Dad asked why so much had stayed on my face.
1:41 PM Jun 28th via web

Honk?
4:35 PM Jun 23rd via web

Hi, it's Mrs Smith. Does anyone know how to dislodge a vuvuzela from someones throat? Poor Matty can only make a noise like a startled duck.
1:26 PM Jun 23rd via web

Yippee! Mum's got me a vuvuzela for the football! I'm going to run and run and run; and blow and blow and blow my little heart out! Parp!
1:09 PM Jun 23rd via web

I did pictures and got glue and glitter all over myself and when Mum saw me she cried a little and said I looked just like a little angel!
2:23 PM Jun 17th via web

I met Mr Van Gogh and we did art.
12:09 PM Jun 10th via Twitpic
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I met a new alien today. Running around with your fingers in your ears shouting 'Stranger danger' is not how the Doctor's meant to react.
3:13 PM May 28th via web

Mr Director Man explained that Mr Eccleston had developed a 'drink problem' and I said, 'Yes, me too', (I'd spilt Ribena all down my shirt).
2:41 PM May 13th via web

So, I said I was a real actor and wanted the same dignity & respect as the other Doctor actors. They got me a lollypop & a colouring book.
1:10 PM May 5th via web

Mum says the bad statues can't get me because I'm already a little angel.
10:19 PM Apr 24th via web

Corr. I got recognised in the street over the weekend, but it's OK. Most of the rocks missed me.
3:24 PM Mar 1st via web

Ну и так далее...