A little conversation with one of my lovers.

Katya: "what's ur major?"

Sam: "acting"

Katya: "minor?"

Sam: "no minor, acting"

Katya: "if u r a star, marry me?"

Sam:"i won't marry anyone i would just have a lot of hoes, but id take u to a party in a limo and buy a nice thing. just one. cuz i'll be buying a lot of nice things only for my hoes"

i swear God, we werent even drunk. or high.
hope at least one person will get the joke and share a little laugh with me =)