C G The silicon chip inside her head F G Gets switched to overload C G And nobody's gonna go to school today, F G She's gonna make them stay at home, Am G And daddy doesn't understand it, C F He always said she was good as gold, F And he can see no reasons F Cos there are no reasons F G What reason do you need to be shown C G Tell me why I don't like mondays, F G Tell me why I don't like mondays, C G Tell me why I don't like mondays, F G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot NC C The whole day down. C G The Telex machine is kept so clean F G And it types to a waiting world, C And Mother feels so shocked G Father's world is rocked, F And their thoughts turn to G Their own little girl. Am G Sweet sixteen ain't that peachy keen, C F No, it ain't so neat to admit defeat, F They can see no reasons F Cos there are no reasons F G What reasons do you need C G Tell me why I don't like mondays F G Tell me why I don't like mondays C G Tell me why I don't like mondays F G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot NC Am F The whole day down, down, down, shoot it all down... C G And all the playing's stopped in the playground now F G She wants to play with her toys a while, C G And school's out early and soon we'll be learning F G And the lesson today is how to die. Am And then the bullhorn crackles, G And the captain tackles, C F With the problems and the how's and why's F And he can see no reasons F Cos there are no reasons F G What reason do you need to die C G Tell me why I don't like mondays F G Tell me why I don't like mondays C G Tell me why I don't like mondays F G I wanna shoo-oo-oo-oo - oo - oot NC C The whole day down.