Anti-Sasuke Torture Recipes!
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How about a song before we get to these recipes reeking of that delicious Sasuke hate?


Joy to the world
Sasuke is dead
We barbecue his head
What happens to the body
We flush down the potty
And round and round it goes
We dislocate his nose
And down and down his body goes - by Sqleon


Behold the Anti-Sasuke Recipes :

Rat poison recipe:

- 1 cup Sasuke's blood
- 5 tbsp vanilla extract
- 2 eggs
- 1/5 cup sugar
- 2 lb cheese
- 4 cups bread crumbs

Cut cheese into 1 inch cubes. Mix eggs with sugar, then add blood and vanilla extact. Mix well. Dip cheese cubes into the mixture and then into the bread crumbs. Place cubes in the areas where provision is stored or where rats have been seen.

100% guarantee, rats will not eat the cubes but will leave anyway, they have sensitive noses. - By Erimia

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-Mummifying Sasuke alive.
-Crows eat Sasuke alive( because he smells like a dead carcas anyway)
-Have the members of this fanclub play pin the donkey with Sasuke as the donkey
-Roast Sasuke over a fire with an apple in his mouth
-Put Sasuke on a rocket ship and send him out to space with a note on him: Our human race is sick of this failure. Aliens, you take him! - By Snoworyx

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-BEWD devours Sasuke whole
-Bewd disintegrate him with a blast of energy.
-All three heads of BEUD try eating him at once, tearing his body apart-
-having all three of them (BEUD's heads) turn Sasuke into ashes. - By Seto Kaiba

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-Bury him alive, leaving him to suffocate under a pile of sand (cough..Gaara...)
-Dissect him alive as an example for medical trainees (Now this is what we call the testicle)
-Gouge his eyes out and force them down his throat so he chokes on them and dies
-Dump him into an active volcano
-Stick him on top of a tree in a thunderstorm
-Put him in the path of a wrecking ball
-Have Sasuke fall into an alligator pit during feeding time
-Make him watch the One Piece Dub continuously until he dies of overexposure
-Javelin.His ass. Need I say more? - By Sqleon