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Anti-Sasuke Theme Song

How 'bout we sing 'Itachi’s brother is a Stupid Bitch' in D Minor?

Well, Itachi’s brother's a bitch,
he's a big fat bitch
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
he's a stupid bitch,
if there ever was a bitch,
he's a bitch to all the boys and girls.

Monday He's a bitch,
on Tuesday he's a bitch,
on Wednesday to Saturday, he's a bitch,
then on Sunday, just to be different,
he's a super, king, kameha-meha ducked-headed biatch!
Have you ever met my friend Itachi's brother
he's the biggest bitch in the whole wide world,
he's a mean old bitch,
and he has stupid duck hair, he's a bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch

Bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
bitch, bitch, bitch, bitch,
he's a stupid bitch,

Itachi's brother's a bitch and he's
such a dirty ducked-headed bitch!
Itachi’s brother's a bitch-cha!

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Funny Quotes ^.^

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Anything against Sasuke rocks... hm... it gives me an idea...hey, I know! Let's throw rocks against Sasuke!! – Gaara from the Desert

Throws Everest at Sasuke - Yu Kun

Death by fangirl. hee.He doesnt deserve to die like that, it needs to be slower and more painful.Like stapling his balls to a high celing and waiting for him to drop back down - Yamashiro Aoba

sasuke is a white coat!! sasuke is a white coat!! KILL HIM FOR HIS CRIMES AGENST CRAZYNESS!!-Bite_The_Curb

u....erm.....have to eat this giant anti Sasuke cake!!!!-Hazu

Gee, I haven't found anything anti-sasuke related lately...and I've found myself accidentally calling my dog sasuke. Is this weird? When I get mad at at him I'll suddenly yell 'Sasuke, SHUT UP!'....I think it's just out of anger because my dog is really annoying.-erein

I could be wrong but, heh heh... being in a filler is a pretty harsh penalty to pay don't you think?-Hikaru

Though, it's not that I want Sasuke dead... It's just that I... don't want him alive anymore.-kennybpk

Everytime an anti-sasuke fan dies, 2 more arise...-Obito

I guess you could say that, to me, Sasuke is the posterchild for everything that is wrong with the world today.-Arbital24

i hope sasuke dies a virgin or he loses it to oro-Trick Papi

Kabuto was trying to find a cure for being an Emo. So he took things out of Sasukes legs to find if that the sorce of Emoness came from there. But there was nothing so he tried the brain. But all there was is 500 brain cells (It's a very small amount.) and a bundle of sticks. And what Orochimaru did to Sasuke you don't want to know unless you're a fan of AO rated yaoi Fanfiction.-Traveler

He sould lick the asshole of failure....-Joyful_Note

Sasuke + Pain = ^________^ -Moonraker_One

He can die for all I care.... Gaara can be Naruto's new best friend!-Inoue

Oh... I just thought of something... Sasuke gets drunk and tries to drive but gets arrested for DUI, and all the prisoners have his a... you know...-Gaara from the Desert

know... let's let Sasuke be raped by Suigetsu's sword... and them Karin will take the sword (while Sasuke is still on it) and fry it over the campfire..-Gaara from the Desert

Sasuke is too pathetic to rule in hell. He's probably just another devil's whipping boy-Naomi

Sasuke is a chicken head with his head shoved up his ass and yada yada yada he`s an ass yada yada yada etc I could go on forever. He was like Itachi`s little stalker then one day Itachi`s like "You know what? IT TIME I RAPE YOU!" then he goes and kills everybody in his clan and SasUKE comes and cries like a wittle baby and then Itachi runs away and becomes awesome and that`s where we are today and then he kills Naru and becomes the king of the universe the end then he [with the help of Deidara] kills Sasuke by locking him in a room that has lots of needles and grenades-Obito

another way to kill sasuke: tar and feathered, disemboweled, and drawn and quartered all at the same time while under going chinese water torture.-chibi_kunoichi

Sasuke is full of so much fail he took a shower and got brainwashed.-Obito

Sasuke is full of so much fail he got locked in the grocery store all night and starved to death.-Obito

Sasuke is full of so much fail that when Orochimaru told him that it was chilly outside he ran outside with a spoon.-Obito

Sasuke is full of so much fail he got stabbed in a shootout.-Obito

Sasuke is full of so much fail that it took him 2 hours to make minute rice.-Obito

Sasuke is full of so much fail that he pours saltwater down his pants to keep his crabs fresh.-Obito

"Sasuke is so stupid lol he says he only lives to be an AVENGGEERRR lol and he goes to Michael Jackson to get more POWERRR to kill pop goes the weasle boy. WTF." -Obito

Q: How should Sasuke die?

A: TonTon defeats him with the "Annoying BWEE! no Jutsu"

Read the following...
Sasuke: TonTon!
TonTon: BWEE...
Sasuke: TonTon... You...
TonTon: **Ninpou: Annoying BWEE! no Jutsu**

Sasuke: Kyaaaaah!!!!!

(Sasuke then falls to the ground and died...) -pikasato

Sauske and fail fit together like two pieces of a puzzle- Obito

fail > sasuke
and thats mutherfuckking hard - H3ll F1re