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Roses are red, violets are blue… fuck you whore.

Tom:Darling. I don't know how to tell you this, but there's a Chinese family in our bathroom.

The following is a work of fiction. Any resemblance to persons living or dead is purely coincidental. Especially you Jenny Beckman. Bitch.

Summer: We've been like Sid and Nancy for months now.
Tom: Summer, Sid stabbed Nancy, seven times with a kitchen knife, I mean we have some disagreements but I hardly think I'm Sid Vicious.
Summer: No I'm Sid.
Tom: Oh, so I'm Nancy...

Summer: I named my cat after Springsteen.
Tom: Cool... what was his name?
Summer: Bruce.

Тom: People don't realize this, but loneliness is underrated.