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All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriend

~Never break a date a girlfriend to go out with a man.
~Girls really do wanna have fun. ~Friendship means never having to say *you gained a few pounds.* ~Diamonds are a girl’s best friend. ~Lend your hand, lend your ear, lend your boyfriend, but never lend your GUCCI bag. ~He really wasn’t good enough for you anyway. ~PMS stands for *pretty major stress*. ~ You re perfect just the weight you are. ~Whoever dies with the most shoes, wins. ~There are no calories in brownies and pizza when you re depressed.
All I need to know about life I learned from my girlfriend